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Robin
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Is there anywhere that allows you to anonymously send manure to someone in a decent quantity? I'm talking about a lorry load on a driveway, for example, not a tiny little Tupperware box...
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Dunno but if you sent a dog shit in a Tupperware box to someone is there anyway it can be traced back to you?
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Speak to any dairy/livestock farmers. Enough cash and they will.

A friend once was paid to use his muck spreader to cover a guys ex wife's house.

Horrendous mess.
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Apparently yes...

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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Is there anywhere that allows you to anonymously send manure to someone in a decent quantity? I'm talking about a lorry load on a driveway, for example, not a tiny little Tupperware box...


What sort of delivery company will just rack up to a house unload a pile of manure without speaking to the residents first?!
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you could technically post shit in a parcel, understamp it let the person receiving it pay for it/ possibly have to pick up from the post office if they are out.
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quote:
Originally posted by Graeme
Speak to any dairy/livestock farmers. Enough cash and they will.

A friend once was paid to use his muck spreader to cover a guys ex wife's house.

Horrendous mess.


That'd work
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type "muck spreader hire northamptonshire" into google .... many companies offer to spread muck for you. Just need to call and work out the details

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quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
you could technically post shit in a parcel, understamp it let the person receiving it pay for it/ possibly have to pick up from the post office if they are out.


This would have to include someone at the receiving end stalking the person, whilst videoing the unveiling
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I would so pay for someone to do that
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Would like to do this to my neighbours bunch of fuck heads. Thing is they probably wouldnt even notice.
chrisritch
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quote:
Originally posted by gazza808
Would like to do this to my neighbours bunch of fuck heads. Thing is they probably wouldnt even notice.



And it would cover your own street in shit in the process?
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If you had my neighbours you'd understand it'd be worth it.
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I've tried googling for someone to do this in Kent for me can anyone find me a link

 
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