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   20th May 03 at 22:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Vampire Bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh
blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some
sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started
hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep. However, they
persisted until he finally gave in. "Okay, follow me," he said as he
flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of
trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled
around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"YES, YES, YES!" all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.

"Good," shouted the bat, "Because I f***king didn't."
Ben
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Adam
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20th May 03 at 23:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Got it now

[Edited on 20-05-2003 by Adam]
AndyW
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20th May 03 at 23:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats quality
Mikeboy
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that really is one of the funniest jokes I've heard for a long while !
IntaCepta
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21st May 03 at 03:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ok.. i dont get it
someone state the obvious..
leeshez
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He did not see the tree has he is as blind has a bat. Lee
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yea, i got that bit..
but what about the blood etc...
argh its too late.. off to bed.
ajscorsa
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21st May 03 at 06:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
he hit the tree duh!!
leeshez
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Yeup tut

 
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