Phil Hall
Member
Registered: 28th Sep 01
Location: Belfast
User status: Offline
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A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for
some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted
everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she
didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to
run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails.Very
grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the
steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a
beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down
the beach. He kept thinking to himself,"Wouldn't it be great if she would
even just come down and talk to me?" He went back to gathering the snails.
All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right
over him. They started talking and she invited him back to her place. They
ended up spending the night together. At seven o'clock the next morning he
woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!" He gathered
all his clothes, put them on real fast,grabbed his bucket, and ran out the
door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the
stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the
top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails.There were snails all
down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife
standing in the doorway wondering where he's been all this time.He looked
at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the
snails and said, "Come on lads, not far now!"
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