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johnboy1464
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   25th May 03 at 20:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Two rabbits and a hedgehog standing on the roadside. The Hedgehog says
I'm too scared to cross cos I'll get splatterred! Rabbit one says naaa,
all you have to do is walk into the road, wait for a car then when one comes
just make sure you are in the centre of the headlights and the car
will pass over you without a scratch.

I'm not convinced said hedgehog!!! So rabbit two says I'll show you.
He runs into the road, a car comes and he positions himself in the middle
of the headlights. The car passes over him without a scratch. Okay!! says hedgehog,
I'll take your word for it and try it myself.

Hedgehog walks straight out into the middle of the road and gets SPLATTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rabbit one looks at rabbit two and says BUGGER!!!!!!!!!!!! Trust

a Reliant Robin to come along! :
Stoneyginger
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RobHardyUK
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IntaCepta
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i like that one!!
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