transca
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During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1/12 litre of
urine.
In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15
penises (touching door handles, etc.).
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects-while you slept.
Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.
Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and
failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
linen basket.
At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold
sore from one of the guests.
Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's anal gases.
With all of this in mind, have a GREAT day!!!!
Now go wash your hands.
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baza31
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nice! thanks 4 that!
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J da Silva
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and clean your anus
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charcoalgrill
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at the wash yer hands.
i reckon im above average on the meeting ppl who dont wash their hands :O
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Faye_2003
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im never comin out of my house
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Mikeboy
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Interesting !
Though "During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1/12 litre of
urine" doesn't seem right ?
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Cavey
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So women are dirtier than blokes then ?
Finally we know the truth
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mestonian
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Its all shit, statistics are actually incorrect and totally pointless as you will never identify every subject of every source in every area of every description.
Basically unless u study EVERY SINGLE PERSON in the world, statistics are totally incorrect and therefore invalid,
Was a thing on TV about how their taking statistics off the maths a-levels and degrees from next year/
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DanielJ
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who askd u? its a joke
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J da Silva
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wonder how many in ten ppl go on a website n try and con someone over a sale? any ideas?
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transca
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lighten up mate
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groom
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ttt
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Hillzlo
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quote: Originally posted by groom
ttt
Your 13.
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willay
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Andy Stocker
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My hand smells of cheese?
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