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SteveW
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14th Jun 03 at 00:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

OK as im crap at starting stuff like this someone else gets first go.

Steve
Gareth.O
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14th Jun 03 at 00:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

let's start a random word game

bognor regis
AJP
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there was once a very larger squirell that own a red evo 6 with a number plate reading "squeak Squeaker" that day he decided too....
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go to bognor regis
AJP
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custard
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tv
SteveW
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14th Jun 03 at 00:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

WTF is going on here?? start again
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there I was sitting in between cilla black and phil mitchell, sweating i look at cilla and say... ...
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are they real, cos they dont look like it. She then turns to Phil and asks him...
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are your teeth real phil or did you get them on nhs aswell ? phil tells cilla to shut the f**k up cos he hated that she quit blind date.. the show was about to start the curtains pulled back and....
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14th Jun 03 at 00:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Lisa was standing there............
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hampton the hamster with a purple pen..
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was sick of living in his shi**y little cage with little toerags poking him all the time so he decided to...
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14th Jun 03 at 00:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

stay up one day, and wait for the next person to poke thier finger thru his cage..
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lol hampton.. the little fluff ball is called hamilton. GET IT RIGHT.
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14th Jun 03 at 00:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

same thing
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hamilton was lying there, balls hangin out 'n all when berty and hilda decided to giv his fat little ass a poke... hamilton was smiling ready to....
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drag thier finger thru the cage bars and dig his little teeth in as hard as he could, but suddenly....

[Edited on 14-06-2003 by SXi_Tim]
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BAnG"""""!!!! ! ! POSSSLLLOUF!!!!! BANg BANG BANG BANG!!!!! POW! hamilton got a taste of hildas blood and transformed into....
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a rabie infected beast, the size of a horse....
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if not bigger.. hamilton went into a right turn, he started doing work for charity as a freakshow but could also attend sex shows with retractable bollocks he was a star.. derbert who lived across the road was fiddlin about with his girlfriends.....

 
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