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stuworx
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17th Jun 03 at 17:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i'll try keep it short, but what happened was very funny.

on sunday (fathers day) i was at my birds. i was sat in the front garden just chilling. my bird, her mum and dad and also her 5 year old nephew was in the back garden trying to put some seat covers on his car.

anyway i heard my birds mum shouting something, i couldnt make it out but she tends to be a bit loud and i just thought the young one went near the road or summat. about a minute later my bird comes running round the front shouting "he's locked in the boot, he cant breathe phone 999". i run round the back thinking that the young one had got locked in the boot, but i then see him. i think well shit it must be her dad. my bird and her mum phone the fire brigade coz he had the keys on him in the boot. i tried the seats but it's a saloon so they dont come forward. i got a screwdriver and removed a speaker for him to pass me the keys. just as we let him out the fire engine pulls up. my bird shouts it dont matter now to them and they all crack up laffing. me, my bird and her mum all run off round the front and left him to deal with the firemen.

it is without doubt one of the funniest moments of my life. my bird paniked so much because he started screaming and said he couldnt breathe.

the story even got into the local paper but they said his wife removed the speaker and not me. Bastards, it was me that saved him.
dannycorsa c
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baza31
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Lol. write a letter, get em told!!
andypsgwide
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Pete G
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stuworx
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17th Jun 03 at 17:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

he's also over 6 foot tall.

what a fathers day present - saving his life. well he's not my dad but still.
Murga
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17th Jun 03 at 22:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yeah i saw that in the T & A
kerzo
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17th Jun 03 at 22:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

funny as hell but wtf was he doing with all his body in the boot and how did it close!
Ryan L
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quality
stuworx
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he got in the boot to see if he could put his seats forward. my bird was holding the boot lid coz it was broke. he got all the way in messing about saying "i could sleep in ere". my bird propped it open and walked off, she then heard it shut but thought it was a door. he started shouting and lucky enough his wife was in the car putting on the other seat covers.

it stills cracks me up.
MikeE
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jokes

 
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