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Author a very amusing msn convo wiv sum lad.......
Dan
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Location: Gorleston on Sea, Norfolk
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22nd Jun 03 at 15:26   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
1400
THE slag! says:
did u fit it ur self
car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
nah
THE slag! says:
im avin an escort rs turbo
car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
u r?
THE slag! says:
do u like them
car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
not really
car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
and how do u plan on payin 4 the insurance?
THE slag! says:
fuck u
THE slag! says:
im going on my dads
THE slag! says:
1400
car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
it will still b over a grand
THE slag! says:
267bhp
THE slag! says:
0-60 in 5.3
car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
so whats been done 2 the engine 2 get 267bhp?
THE slag! says:
157.8 mph
THE slag! says:
its had a super chip stage 3 head and turbo dump valve 4" s/s exhust
car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
and its putting out 267bhp
THE slag! says:
the turbo is only set at 14 psi
car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
how come u know so much bout cars all of a sudden
car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
only 14psi??
THE slag! says:
im lucys mate
car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
o right
car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
i thought it was lucy,
THE slag! says:
its got a cotton green air filter on it
car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
o right cool
THE slag! says:
what bhp is urs
car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
not really into engine mods, dunno how much bhp u get from mods like that
THE slag! says:
is it a 1200
car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
yea
THE slag! says:
why not get a turbo top end
car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
on a 1.2?
THE slag! says:
it will be like shit off a stick
THE slag! says:
u wont handle it
car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
how much bhp would i get if i stuck a turbo straight on 2 the 1.2 then?
THE slag! says:
take it up to about 220 bhp and it will be fast coz they r light
car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
o right cool, might do that then
THE slag! says:
the secret is to have 15" alys





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Richie
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Location: Newport, Wales
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22nd Jun 03 at 15:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how much shit can ppl talk eh?
Adam_B
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Location: Lancashire
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22nd Jun 03 at 15:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
220bhp fom a 1.2
Dan
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Location: Gorleston on Sea, Norfolk
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22nd Jun 03 at 15:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i hope i can get 220bhp from a 1.2!!!

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nik
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22nd Jun 03 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dick. My mates rst is running 225bhp and it's got a slightly bigger list than that Traction is a MAJOR problem too so it's pretty slow off the line
Richie
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Location: Newport, Wales
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22nd Jun 03 at 15:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
1400

THE slag! says:
did u fit it ur self

car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
nah

THE slag! says:
im avin an escort rs turbo

car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
u r?

THE slag! says:
do u like them

car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
not really

car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
and how do u plan on payin 4 the insurance?

THE slag! says:
fcuk u

THE slag! says:
im going on my dads

THE slag! says:
1400

car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
it will still b over a grand

THE slag! says:
267bhp

THE slag! says:
0-60 in 5.3

car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
so whats been done 2 the engine 2 get 267bhp?

THE slag! says:
157.8 mph

THE slag! says:
its had a super chip stage 3 head and turbo dump valve 4" s/s exhust

car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
and its putting out 267bhp

THE slag! says:
the turbo is only set at 14 psi

car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
how come u know so much bout cars all of a sudden

car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
only 14psi??

THE slag! says:
im lucys mate

car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
o right

car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
i thought it was lucy,

THE slag! says:
its got a cotton green air filter on it

car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
o right cool

THE slag! says:
what bhp is urs

car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
not really into engine mods, dunno how much bhp u get from mods like that

THE slag! says:
is it a 1200

car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
yea

THE slag! says:
why not get a turbo top end

car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
on a 1.2?

THE slag! says:
it will be like sh*t off a stick

THE slag! says:
u wont handle it

car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
how much bhp would i get if i stuck a turbo straight on 2 the 1.2 then?

THE slag! says:
take it up to about 220 bhp and it will be fast coz they r light

car nearly finished, till end of summer ne way says:
o right cool, might do that then

THE slag! says:
the secret is to have 15" alys



there ya go better spaced for yez


the secret is 15" alloys
beattie17
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Location: perth Drives: 02 ibiza 20v turbo
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22nd Jun 03 at 15:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Dan
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22nd Jun 03 at 15:36   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
cheers austin!!

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Drew
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22nd Jun 03 at 15:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
vibs and andy will be gutted when u get 220bhp by turboing ur 1.2
Drew
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22nd Jun 03 at 15:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
why bother with a 2.0 turbo - they only a shitty 204bhp - just stick a turbo on ya 1.2
Richie
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Location: Newport, Wales
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22nd Jun 03 at 15:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
post his msn addy here so we can abuse him
Jamie
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22nd Jun 03 at 15:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


220bhp!
IntaCepta
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the secret is to have 15" alys

!!!absolute classic!!!
Corsa_Sri_93
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22nd Jun 03 at 23:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
he must be about 13 !
Munchie
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Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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i cant b arsed reading that
Corsa666
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shuld read it its canny funny... the 15" aloy is a classic, thats signature material that "!!
Munchie
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id rather look in da mirror thanks
sdlcrosby
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Location: Milton keynes Drives: Silver Corsa C 1.2 Design
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22nd Jun 03 at 23:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my m8 has got an rs turbo. . . 1.6 done every engine mod possible and i fink he gets 160bhp - 200bhp but that is pushing the engine to the most extreme hence da fact it has now blown up. . .lol. .. and he is now building up a 2 litre zetec engine for his rs and is hoping for just over 200bhp wiv all the engine mods he had be4. . .
Craig W
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Ermmmm...

 
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