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M2RTY
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24th Jun 03 at 08:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

http://www.tsunamiracing.co.uk/pages/view_bhp.php

look at some of them, some r true tho

look at the site too, sell some good shit!!!!!!!!
Marc D
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24th Jun 03 at 08:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Name : kirsty geney
Email : kirsty_g_2003@mailfreeway.com
Manufacturer : bmw
Model : z8
BHP : 1250
Proven : yes
Mods : 20inch rims double ehaust systems blue neon lighting, gmax front and back suspension, dare alloys full silver body kit.

WTF? dumb bitch!
Red_SXi
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Registered: 23rd Sep 02
Location: Dunstable Drives: 52 Plate BMW 3 M Sport Coupe
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24th Jun 03 at 08:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

shitbox AUSTIN montego 130 more

Kris TD
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Location: Ware, Hertfordshire
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24th Jun 03 at 08:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

the 500 bhp fiat 500 what ever, lol
J da Silva
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24th Jun 03 at 08:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

im gunna register mine
J da Silva
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24th Jun 03 at 08:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

look for mine under vauxhall section
big eck
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Registered: 20th Apr 03
Location: Tullibody. Drives - Audi B8 S4 & Fiesta Zetec-S
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24th Jun 03 at 09:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Red_Sxi
shitbox AUSTIN montego 130 more



The montego turbo came with 150bhp as standard.
nik
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24th Jun 03 at 09:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Miestro turbo are they bollox, pretty rapido and rare worth money these days believe it or not
Sooty
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quote:
Originally posted by M2RV H
http://www.tsunamiracing.co.uk/pages/view_bhp.php

look at some of them, some r true tho

look at the site too, sell some good shit!!!!!!!!


You ever been into their showroom?
big eck
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24th Jun 03 at 10:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by nik
Miestro turbo are they bollox, pretty rapido and rare worth money these days believe it or not

0-60 6.5 secs 149mph.
Darren M
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24th Jun 03 at 10:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

http://www.tsunamiracing.co.uk/pages/view_bhp.php?id=536

ha ha ha ha ha
Corsa Sport Gav
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Registered: 12th Feb 03
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24th Jun 03 at 11:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:

You ever been into their showroom?


is it that place near me n you sooty?
SteveW
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24th Jun 03 at 11:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Manufacturer : Vauxhall
Model : Corsa
BHP : 580
Proven : yes
Mods : 2L 16v Redtop Engine Regal Stage 2 Head, schrick cams,Regal 4 Branch manifold,turbo spec radiator from cavalier, uprated valve stems, springs and pocketed pistons, 2.5mm head gasket, uprated regal con rods, stainless steel 2.5" straight thru exhaust 3.5" back box, apexi twin chamber blow off valve, remapped ECU, uprated cams and gasket, apexi boost control and a 50 shot NOS fogger system
SteveW
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24th Jun 03 at 11:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

EEERRRRMMMMM yeah what ever.

Manufacturer : vauxhall
Model : astra
BHP : 1200
Proven : no
Mods : twin turbo exhaust system spoiler alloys recently sprayed shocking pink blue neon lightunderneath tinted windows nos system full dirty girl body kit
Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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24th Jun 03 at 11:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Name : Vibrio
Email : orangex2@hotmail.com
Manufacturer : Fiat
Model : Punto GT
BHP : 600
Proven : yes
Mods : 8L v10 Dodge viper engine sitting on space frame chassis with punto shell


I hope he added that after this thread
3CorsaMeal
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24th Jun 03 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i have a 625 bhp corsa now
J da Silva
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24th Jun 03 at 11:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

look up some audi motors hehehehhe
Sam
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24th Jun 03 at 12:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Name : 3corsameal
Email : usillytw@s
Manufacturer : VAUXHALL
Model : CORSA
BHP : 625
Proven : yes
Mods : I just open the window and fart, while jumping up and down in my seat...this enables the peco exhaust to make a silly noise, propelling me to speeds of 150mph+ Also: Massive bodykit that is made from fibreglass and has big holes called "vents", they help the wind to pass thru my car - aerodynamic, this kit also looks "cool" 19" alloy wheels, to make it look like a tractor on snow wheels, These also look "cool" and slow my car down, but i don't car, i have 625bhp.... my engine is a metro 1.0, rebored to a 10.0, was easy, just used tipp-ex on the log book.... future plans: Some lights under the car, cos i know people like to see the tarmac on a dark night.....and they will make my car look like a millenium falcon at warp speed...

PMSL!
3CorsaMeal
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24th Jun 03 at 12:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i excell myself sometimes
Gambit
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24th Jun 03 at 12:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Sam, i bet if that was on the BarryBoy website with a pic of a corsa then you'd get allsorts of here getting upset over it!!
M2RTY
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24th Jun 03 at 13:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

brilliant

sooty - no i aint, any good?
StuartVRS
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24th Jun 03 at 16:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Name : saab boy
Email : jeffry.archer@hmprison.co.uk
Manufacturer : saab
Model : 9000 turbo
BHP : 1000
Proven : yes
Mods : 20" exhaust, "phat" k&n , sunstrip, venoms, kingdom bumpers, a 6 foot spoiler, splx subs, £80 jvc headunit, fake nos bottle, them cool max power stickers, neon washer jets, nankang tyres, brown lightweight rust, aerodynamic dents and kinks, no chassis number or vin plate, pure powerflow exhaust like, leather look seat cover (singular), under car neons (nicked from my nans kitchen), de badged and re badged as a gttigtrrsturbocosworth4x4absgsiFUKgti-r 13 year old schoolie in passenger seat, no floor, carbon fibre fablon on bonnet



LMFAO



Sam
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24th Jun 03 at 16:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

LMAO!

 
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