Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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> > Little Johnny is sitting in his math class when his good looking female
> > teacher asks him, 'If three birds are sitting on a telephone wire, and a
> > hunter comes along and shoots one of the birds, how many birds are left?
> > 'Johnny answers, 'None. 'The teacher says, 'No Johnny, that's wrong. If
> > there are three birds, and the hunter shoots one, how many are left?
> > ''None.' 'No Johnny, that's wrong! How do you figure? 'Johnny explains,
> > 'When the hunter shoots his gun, the birds fly away, so there are none
> left.
> > ''Oh, I see. Well that's not the answer that I was looking for, but I
> like
> > the way you're thinking;' she says. Johnny starts in, 'Well, ok then. I
> have
> > a question for you. Three women are sitting on a curb eating Popsicles.
> The
> > first one is licking her Popsicle, the second is sucking her Popsicle,
> and
> > the third is biting her Popsicle. Which one of the women is married?
> 'The
> > teacher stammers, 'Well, let me see. I guess the one who is sucking her
> > popsicle? ''No, actually its the one with the wedding ring, but I like
> the
> > way you're thinking.'
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