Super_si
Member
Registered: 4th Mar 01
Location: lurkin' somewhere........................
User status: Offline
|
http://www.scoobynet.co.uk/bbs/thread.asp?threadid=227148
[Edited on 0606/0707/03030303 by Super_si]
|
jaffa
Member
Registered: 27th Mar 00
Location: Stoke-on-Trent
User status: Offline
|
|
]{arma*]{orsa
Member
Registered: 25th Mar 02
User status: Offline
|
quality
|
Chris P
Member
Registered: 26th Jan 01
Location: In front of the computer
User status: Offline
|
|
Red_SXi
Member
Registered: 23rd Sep 02
Location: Dunstable Drives: 52 Plate BMW 3 M Sport Coupe
User status: Offline
|
LMFAO
|
Ben
Banned
Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
User status: Offline
|
 pmsl , typical boy racer 
|
Wolfy
Member
Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: West Midlands
User status: Offline
|
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Just coming out of the local Newsagents minding my own, walking along carrying the evenings dinner (Tescos was closed !) and this Corsa stops and the driver winds his window down, there were 4 teenagers in the car, 2 male (just) and two females. Matey in the drivers seat goes to me,
"Excuse me mate"
I go "Yes" (eager to help with directions as thats the kind of guy I am), then again I was expecting bother but he was so fresh faced and pathetic looking I didnt feel threatened at all.
The he goes, "Are you a, er whats the word......" Dramatic Pause
"GIMP"
He then waits for a reaction, so I ask him if he would care to step out of the car and repeat his question, he says no and I see him fumbling to get it in gear and also trying to gather phelgm in his mouth as he made a couple of 'hocking noises'
having spent years as a kid on school buses I knew what was coming so I pre empted it by letting him have it with the contents of my mouth, as I am doing Atkins and I was hungry I had greedily troffed half a bag of KP Peanuts on the way out of the Newsagents and by now they were fairly well chewed, he got the lot full in the mush, he couldnt quite comprehend what had hit him, as it wasnt what he expected, he will be finding bits of nuts in his hair for hours !
He then just dumped the clutch and squealed off but not before telling me that I was a C*nt, that I may be but I am not the one covered in Peanut Butter.
PMSL @ this..... penutbutter n cunt... gotta try that!
|
kerzo
Member
Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Norn Iron
User status: Offline
|
can you take peanuts if you are on the atkins diet?
|
