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kz
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10th Jul 03 at 19:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Now go to sleep bitch!
Die, motherfucker, die! Ugh, time's up, bitch, close ya eyes
Go to sleep, bitch! (what?)
Why are you still alive? How many times I gotta say, close ya eyes?
And go to sleep bitch! (what?)
Die motherfucker die, bye, bye, motherfucker, bye, bye!
Go to sleep bitch! (what?)
Why are you still alive? Why, die motherfucker, ah, ah, ah...
...Go to sleep bitch!

i know the hunnys will fall for me now
Sooty
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10th Jul 03 at 19:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

you gay are'nt you?
chris_uk
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@ sooty
kz
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10th Jul 03 at 19:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

no sooty. im desperate
Sooty
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10th Jul 03 at 19:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

unlucky mate... fuck a fattie for a fiver a week
AJP
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10th Jul 03 at 19:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

if your desperate just find a sock and do the business.
chris_uk
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10th Jul 03 at 19:40   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
kz
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10th Jul 03 at 19:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i heard a good one in my 'Advanced Masturbation For Men' book... it involves selotaping over one end of a bog roll tube, then filling it with shaving foam and fucking it.

if anyone wants more details on this and more masturbation skills simply send me an SAE for your free guide and erm... 'sample'
MatthewR
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10th Jul 03 at 19:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

say "blimey! U dont sweat much for a fat lass"
nar thats harsh, "R u a parking ticket darlin? Coz u giot fine all ova you" CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
Denman
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10th Jul 03 at 19:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

whats the name of that track? ive got it sumwere but cant remember
kz
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how about, "your a women, i hate women, they do nothing but fuck me around. now im gonna rape yo fat ass, but i aint so bad, at least im giving you a warning" then jump on her
kz
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10th Jul 03 at 19:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Denman: go to sleep by eminem and dmx
Denman
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thats it!, cheers son
MatthewR
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Dont think that would work somehow fella
stacy
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10th Jul 03 at 20:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by kz
Now go to sleep bitch!
Die, motherfucker, die! Ugh, time's up, bitch, close ya eyes
Go to sleep, bitch! (what?)
Why are you still alive? How many times I gotta say, close ya eyes?
And go to sleep bitch! (what?)
Die motherfucker die, bye, bye, motherfucker, bye, bye!
Go to sleep bitch! (what?)
Why are you still alive? Why, die motherfucker, ah, ah, ah...
...Go to sleep bitch!

i know the hunnys will fall for me now


Your so right.... that is smooooth!!!

 
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