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Author A Lame Joke
leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
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   12th Jul 03 at 05:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

This guy lives alone and he was feeling a bit lonely, so he goes
to
>the
> > > > pet shop to get something to keep him company. The pet shop
owner
> > > > suggested an unusual pet, a talking millipede. "OK," thought
the
>man,
> > > > "I'll give it a go..."
> > > >
> > > > So he bought a millipede, took it home, and for lack of advance
> > > > preparations, made it a temporary home in a cardboard box.
> > > > That evening testing his new pet, he leaned over the closed box
and
> > > said,
> > > > "I'm going to the pub for a drink, do you want to come too?"
> > > >
> > > > He waited a few moments but there was no reply. He tried
again,
>"Hey,
> > > > millipede, wanna come to the boozer with me???" Again, no
response.
> > > > Disgusted by his gullible nature, he decided to give it one
more
>try
> > > > before returning the millipede to the pet shop.
> > > >
> > > > So he got real close to the box and repeated rather loudly, "I
SAID
>I'M
> > > > GOING TO THE PUB FOR A DRINK. DO YOU WANNA COME?"
> > > >
> > > > "For God's sake, I heard you the first time!!" snapped the
>millipede,
> > > "I'm
> > > > just putting my fuckin' shoes on..."
> > > >
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BabyBlade
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J da Silva
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not that lame,i laff loudly and woke my sister up hehe
Marc D
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Tom
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Heard b4, tis ok spose
Icy
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think i read that b4 but cant rmeember whwere

 
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