the_legend_of_yrag
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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
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If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed
If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
If you shine a light into a mirror, do you get twice as much light?
If a Truck is loaded with Helium, would it weigh less than when it was empty?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
If a person suffered from amnesia how would they know they have it?
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to
eat a big one?
If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Can you cry under water?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged!
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
I like the can you cry under water one! I don't think you could...
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kinkycorsa
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Registered: 19th Feb 03
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Adam-D
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Location: Cheshire
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i rekonu could cry under water
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kinkycorsa
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it would be difficult though to get upset under water  but if u cud then tears cud form
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Pete G
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Registered: 11th Apr 03
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If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
i'd do nothing
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Tommy
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I like
If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
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kinkycorsa
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i personally like:
"Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do? "
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charcoalgrill
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Registered: 23rd Oct 02
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If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
flashbacks of the bush+blair gay bar
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the_legend_of_yrag
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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
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quote:
Originally posted by kinkycorsa
i personally like:
"Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do? "
hehe aarrh the memories!!!
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