leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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cheers for them Lee, seen as i get stopped every week lol, i cud do wiv sumfin to say back.
i think i'll try no.8 tho.
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DanielJ
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Registered: 21st Nov 01
Location: gwent, south wales
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iv tried 10 b4
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L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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i said sumfin along the lines of 10 b4, but that may had bin why i got fined
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Gambit
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Registered: 5th Jun 00
Location: Common Sense HQ
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ill give you a better one, one which i heard & witnessed myself, though you'll need to be from NI to understand it!
anyhow, there was a fight outside a club in Belfast one night, and shit loads of police arrived & started scooping everybody.
they grabbed this fella and asked him his name.
he went "Tommy"
police went "Tommy who"
he went "Tommy Messruc"
police went "spell that for me"
he went " m e SS RUC"
and run like fuck, ive never laughed as hard in my life
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GIBBS
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Registered: 22nd Feb 01
Location: Kent, Jap Car Importer :)
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quote:
Originally posted by Gambit
ill give you a better one, one which i heard & witnessed myself, though you'll need to be from NI to understand it!
anyhow, there was a fight outside a club in Belfast one night, and shit loads of police arrived & started scooping everybody.
they grabbed this fella and asked him his name.
he went "Tommy"
police went "Tommy who"
he went "Tommy Messruc"
police went "spell that for me"
he went " m e SS RUC"
and run like fuck, ive never laughed as hard in my life
can u explain it so us non NIers understand it
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kerzo
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Norn Iron
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simply put people used to chant SS RUC at the police (Like hitlers SS)
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