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Tiger
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A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said

"Hi, I'm lookin' for a job".

The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is 200,000 a year".

The scouser said "You're bullshi#@ing me!"

The man behind the counter said "Well you fookin' started it!"
Rob H
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PainZ
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:LOL:
kenny2many
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i tried to buy an advent calender in liverpool once but i decided against it as all the windows were boarded up!
Tiger
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Ben
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and i dont get that^
Craig6682
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Thoday
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben- (yorkshire)
and i dont get that^


i am a scouser thats probably why
Sam
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LMAO!
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CORSA NUT
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but
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Ben
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corb
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Heather
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How Rude !
J da Silva
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heather its only a joke, i get branded a skirt wearer coz im scottish born
Tom
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quite amusing tho
Terry
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Heard it a few times before, made me laugh tho

 
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