cosramad
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Registered: 18th Mar 03
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I LIKE THIS ONE
Little Johnny's next door neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home From the hospital,the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad
had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbours.
He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want
you to be on your best behaviour and not say one word bout his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt when we get back home."
"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.at the neighbour's home, Little Johnny leaned over the ! crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh,what a beautiful little baby!
The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."
He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet.
Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good?"
The mother a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies
"Why, yes ... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing,cause he'd be f**ked if he needed to wear glasses"
[Edited on 28-08-2003 by cosramad]
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vxlgsi
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A woman looks in the mirror and says to her husband, Im so fat and ugly.. Pay me a compliment.........................................
her husband replies............. you eyesight is fuckin spot on...!
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Nath
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^^^^^^^
LMAO!!!!
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]{arma*]{orsa
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A girl is trying to decide what to wear for her friends fancy dress party, after hours of thinking she didnt have time to get a costume so she just pulled her fanny flaps over her shoulders and went as a sugarpuff.
[Edited on 28-08-2003 by ]{arma*]{orsa]
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Tiger
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quote:
Originally posted by vxlgsi
A woman looks in the mirror and says to her husband, Im so fat and ugly.. Pay me a compliment.........................................
her husband replies............. you eyesight is fuckin spot on...!
ROFLMFAO
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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anymore?
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