OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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There is this Aussie sitting in the Stones Corner hotel on Brisbane. Thinking of something funny, he turns to the fellow sitting next to him and says " Hey mate, do you want to hear a good Kiwi joke"
The fellow next to him replies, "That depends. Before you tell me though, I should warn you, that I weigh 250lbs and played for the Otago mincers, My mate behind us, weighs 190lbs and plays for the New Zealand All Blacks, and the big bastard next to him plays for the Rangipo Prison crushers". "Tell me Aussie do you still want to tell us a Kiwi joke.
"Shit no" says the Aussie,..........not if I have to explain it 3 times!
Travelling in a train were a Wallaby, an All Black, a spectacular looking blonde and an older lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the All Black had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
(1) The blonde thought - "That horrible All Black wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."
(2) The older lady thought - "This dirty All Black laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."
(3) The All Black thought - "That bloody Wallaby put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."
(4) The Wallaby thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid All Black again."
Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and an English rugby fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the English fan - twice.
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Bonzai
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Registered: 25th Mar 03
Location: Cardiff, Wales Drives: 205 GTi 1.9
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quote:
Originally posted by OFcorsa
Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and an English rugby fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the English fan - twice.
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