OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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> A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm.
> "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.
> "What sort of horse?" said the owner.
> "A female horth" the dwarf replies.
> So the owner shows him a mare.
> "Nithe horth" says the dwarf, "can I thee her eyth?"
> So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
> "Nith eyth", says the dwarf, "can I thee her teeth?"
> Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
> "Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.
> By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up
the
> dwarf to show him the horses ears.
> "Nith eerth,' he says 'now...can I see her twot?"
> With this the owner picks the dwarfup and shoves his head deep inside the
> horses vagina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and
> putting him down.
> The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze
that?..Can I
> see her wun awound?"
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