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OFcorsa
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5th Sep 03 at 12:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

juddered? i did just now and my head went one way and my back another??
vibrio
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5th Sep 03 at 12:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

no
barry_kellett99
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5th Sep 03 at 13:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

That would be the judder maester
Beware the judder man
Jason Iles
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5th Sep 03 at 13:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What flicked the bean
barry_kellett99
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Oh, Run and hide as quick as you can,
You can't stop him,
He's the Judder Man,
Beware the Judder Man,
When the moon grows fat,
There'll be no one alive soon,
Just him and his cat.

He came here by day,
And he'll come here by night,
But whenever he comes here,
The people take fright,
Now Death has her champion,
He's strong and he's keen,
So duck down your head,
For his temper is mean.

He is but one and many,
And there's blood on his hands,
His futures are before him,
All undiscovered lands,
Good folk of this fair land,
Please listen to my song,
It's words will come true here,
Night will fall 'ere too long.

The Judder Man will kill,
And the Judder Man will maim,
And when everyone's dead,
He'll say no to the blame,
So little one please take heed,
And run very fast,
For only through shadows,
Is there justice at last.

The sky now grows dark,
And the winds start to blow,
The Judder Mans amongst us,
And his anger does show,
We’ll lift up our voices,
And scream out our pain,
The Judder Man is coming,
Again and again,
Again and again,
Again and again.
OFcorsa
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5th Sep 03 at 13:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

oh dear!

hold me cheesy!

flicking the bean keeps me in training for tiddly winks!
Jason Iles
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5th Sep 03 at 13:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Stop playing with my pink flash light your making me Judder
Icy
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5th Sep 03 at 13:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

if u stay in the same position for too long
u will judder
OFcorsa
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5th Sep 03 at 13:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Icy - aren't you just a wealth of knowledge! what about when you pee?

Cheesy - quality!
Jason Iles
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5th Sep 03 at 13:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

If you judder when you pee you will have man over board this is never good
OFcorsa
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5th Sep 03 at 14:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I always tend to send out the life raft when this happens!

 
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