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Jodi_the_g
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Bastards
stubbsy
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thats not good mate, unlucky
Ally
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Whats that?
Icy
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whats a audit?
stubbsy
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they check all your spending etc, to see if youve been doing foreigners, then tell u how much u ow them.
MattyB
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checking trails basically. making sure all calculations are correct and that the tax credits add up.

Its a random procedure (usually), unless the inland revenue believe summat is dodgy.

Matt
Jodi_the_g
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They asked me how much I drink how often if I smoke gamble, what I buy my familiy for b-days/x-mas
Ally
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ammmmmmmm

naughty.
Jason
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id tell them to GTF
Jason
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G
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stubbsy
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hope your all good mate or you could end up with a huge bill
Icy
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ah right...... jodi
Jodi_the_g
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Never mind I was rude with him so now I am happy for the time being and he can check my figures I fiddled them good,
Either that or I am going to prison for a while,
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make sure u lube up well before getting butt fcuked by them,i hope its quick and painless on bott and wallet.

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Jodi_the_g
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I know why they are auditing me and I reckon becuase I have a good account I can get away with it if not I pay the fine
MatG
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good luck!!! BTW be nice to them they have more power than any police man in this country and they can take the lot of you if they want!!

YOu will have to pay a fine what ever happens, they allways find something...the question is how much will the fine be!!

Feel for you mate its not nice to have them in, just hope the VAT man dont follow in afterwards!!
Jodi_the_g
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Nah I do my V.A.T myself so I know thats good
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quote:
Originally posted by Jodi_the_g
Never mind I was rude with him so now I am happy for the time being and he can check my figures I fiddled them good,
Either that or I am going to prison for a while,


yeah, not a good thing going about shouting on the intraweb about your doings.
MatG
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quote:
Originally posted by Jodi_the_g
Nah I do my V.A.T myself so I know thats good


That doesnt mean they can not investigate you though if you have been naughty with your TAX you have been with your VAT
Jodi_the_g
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Not fussed I am prepaid for the finebut I going to make in as hard as possable and drag it out, use to that tax man. Plus I know why they are looking at my accounts becuase somebody (and I know who) grassed me up

[Edited on 09-09-2003 by Jodi_the_g]
Kenni
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The Tax man knows that businesses fiddle their books, just never be too greedy.

 
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