Foz
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Registered: 8th May 02
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My boss popped out 4 a fag n bloke i work with put ink all round my bosses phone and filled his bag with hole punchs.
i feel a laugh n a half cmin on wen my boss returns lol
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troubled_corsa
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Registered: 23rd Jul 03
Location: nottingham
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keep us updated
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Leo
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Registered: 26th May 04
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 this should be fun
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Foz
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fuk me he picked up his phone n put it straight 2 his ear n hes been on it 4 a few mins lol he keeps lookin at his finger, must have ink on it. i got the biggest grin ever hahahaha
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troubled_corsa
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Registered: 23rd Jul 03
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
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We left an empty bag of chips near a fat mans desk and he kept saying god im really hungry. we also put glue on his chair hadle and set the height high so it had to be adjusted. we taped the fone to the holder and when they tried to pik it up they dropped it.
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Foz
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Registered: 8th May 02
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my usual 1 is taping peoples draws together lol he usues his left ear i cant see from the angle im at lol
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Leo
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PMSL
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OFcorsa
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another one was after the fat bloke ordered his rolls we put a note on his desk saying we had run out of bacon and left some money on the side and he went fucking mental!
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Leo
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Foz
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hahaha hes been on n off the phone about 5 times! i mite go and top up the ink wen he goes 4 another fag!
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troubled_corsa
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Registered: 23rd Jul 03
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if ur a really sick tight bastard, a good joke is to place a nice sheet of CLINGFILM over the toilet bowl, so wen u look into it, looks normal. then place some laxatives into someones tea. he/she will then rush to the toilt, sit on it and shite. this shite will not go into the toilet obviously and u can imagine the rest.
i, personally, wouldnt carry out this practical joke coz its well tight and quite sick, but ive just herd about it. thought id sharethe idea as sum1 might wana do i on some right cunt, in which case its fine to do it. 
(p.s. thanx OFcorsa)
[Edited on 12-09-2003 by troubled_corsa]
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
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cling film!
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OFcorsa
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no probs!
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
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i pushed one of my m8s in2 a fone box a few years bak n ran round it wiv sellotape, left him in there for half hour n came bak to let him out lol he'd foned his mum up on the fone to come help him lol ahh the gd old days
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charcoalgrill
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Registered: 23rd Oct 02
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lol the cling film, some people did that at a party and sum drunk guy got piss all over him.
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kerzo
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Norn Iron
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get someone who is drunk and when they are sleeping put a mars bar down their pants and when they wake up it will seem like they have shit themselves!!!
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AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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quote:
Originally posted by kerzo
get someone who is drunk and when they are sleeping put a mars bar down their pants and when they wake up it will seem like they have shit themselves!!!
we did that also poured some limeade shit on them
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Dan B
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Registered: 25th Feb 01
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In Uni halls (at about 3am), we cut the top-quarter off an empty 3-litre bottle, and then filled it with absolutely everything spare in the kitchen. Then, we fixed the bottle to someone's door and held it upright with a piece of string attached to the top of the door-frame.
Once done, we knocked on his door, and legged it......worked perfectly, he flung open his door and shouted "WHAT?", the piece of string came off and let the bottle flick upside-down, emptying the contents all over him!
We laughed! Lots! 
He found it amusing......a week later!
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chris_uk
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Registered: 8th Jul 03
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remember them glue dots?? like u get on ur magazines that hold ur cds on, well we got loads of these and put them on the boys loo seat. god hep the lad wiv a hairy ass!!
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