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Gareth_H
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Registered: 22nd Nov 02
Location: LUTON (yeah i know its a shithole)
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19th Sep 03 at 14:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Man: Havent i seen u someplace before?
Woman: Yes, Thats why i dont go there any more.
Man: Really? I heard it wa because everyone there calls you a FAT SLUT.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes. And this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Theres no need to get onto your knees and suck me off just yet.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours ill go to mine.
Man: Thats cool cos when im done shagging you in the back of my car i dont give a fcuk where you go.

Man: So, what do u do for a living?
Woman: Im a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!

Man: How do u like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem. Ill shoot my load in your arse then.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probaly. Cos you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once youve been shagged.

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: Id rather eat glass.
Man: I think you misheard me, I said you look fat in those pants.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just aswell cos ive been shagging your mum while your dad watches.

Man: Your pretty.
Woman: P*ss Off.
Man: Dont interrupt. Your pretty ugly. You Fat bitch.
Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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19th Sep 03 at 14:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nik
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Registered: 19th Jun 00
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19th Sep 03 at 14:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that'd put some stuck up little tarts in their place
si_reading
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Registered: 5th Apr 03
Location: Macclesfield, Cheshire
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19th Sep 03 at 14:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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19th Sep 03 at 14:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I saw these years ago and been lukin for them ever since

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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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19th Sep 03 at 14:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Like the last one
Juni0r
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Registered: 17th Jan 03
Location: Hants
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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