Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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>A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone
>inside dies.
>They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have
>experienced he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter
>Paradise.
>
>They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
>
>"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The
>second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another
>snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
>
>This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last
guy
>in line starts laughing.
>
>When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
>laughing his head off.
>
>Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
>
>The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".
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