Tracey
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Registered: 27th Aug 03
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> In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake.
> He was a hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh! If I
> go
down
> three inches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be
> refreshed."
> There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh! If that fly goes down
> three inches I can eat him."
>
> There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh! If that fly goes down
> three inches... that fish will jump for the fly... and I will eat
> him."
>
> It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake
> preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh!" he thought, "If that fly
> goes down three inches... and that fish leaps for it... that bear
> will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and
then have a proper lunch."
>
> You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, but
> I can tell you there was more.
>
> A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh! If that fly goes
> down three inches... and that fish jumps for that fly...and
that
> bear grabs for that fish... the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and
> drops his cheese sandwich."
>
> A cat, lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was
fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunchtime,
> "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for
> that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish...and that hunter
> shoots that bear... and that mouse makes off with the cheese
> sandwich...then I can have mouse for lunch."
>
> The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the
> cooling mist of the water... The fish swallows the fly...
> The bear grabs the fish... The hunter shoots the bear... The mouse
> grabs
the
> cheese sandwich... The cat jumps for the mouse... The mouse
> ducks...The cat falls into the water and drowns.
>
> The moral of the story is....
>
> Whenever a fly goes down three inches... Somewhere a pussy is probably
> in danger..........
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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 not bad and possibly true
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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quite funny but still very sad rod 
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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Sorry, that is wank.
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Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
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Tracey can i move your flies down 3"?
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
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PMSL
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