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Author Blonde Joke
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11th Oct 03 at 09:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, cr@p, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "Don't you like getting flowers?" The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
Adam-D
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leeshez
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Wolfy
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i dont get it..... she never replied about having a vase..... surley if he gets her flowers they would have something to put em in.
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Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both stood there and thought for a while.

Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded,

"HURRY, HURRY, IT'S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!"

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both highly amusing

 
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