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Richie
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Medical Definitions

Benign: What you be after you be eight.

Artery: The study of paintings.

Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.

Barium: What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section: .A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan: Searching for kitty.

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.

Colic: A sheep dog.

Coma: A punctuation mark.

D & C: Where Washington is.

Dilate: To live long.

Enema: Not a friend.

Eyedropper (i'-drop-ur): A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Fester: Quicker than someone else.

Fibula: A small lie.

Genital: Non-Jewish person.

G. I. Series: World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.

Impotent: Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.

Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates: Cheaper than day.

Node: Was aware of.

Outpatient: A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.

Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative: A letter carrier.

Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.

Rectum: Darn near killed him.

Secretion: Hiding something.

Seizure: Roman emperor.

Tablet: A small table.

Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.

Tumor: More than one.

Urine: Opposite of you're out.

Varicose: Nearby, close by.

Vein: Conceited
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Munchie
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ill send that to me lectures now lol
Richie
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munch check out venom's post in off day

[Edited on 15-10-2003 by AustinPXX]
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Munchie
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YESH!!!!!!!!!!!! DDREEEEEAMMMMSS!!!!!!
corb
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thats quite funny!

 
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