sxibeast
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A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the
African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed
a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the
camel is kept there. the nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know,
there are 250 men here on the post ..... and no women. And sir, sometimes
the men have ...... 'urges'. That's why we have the camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about
urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts
having his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to
bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the
Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane
sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"No ... not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where
the girls are."
 
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Tracey
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ShaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaZAm
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Jason Iles
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PMSL Fucking Mazin
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Robbo
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Mazin
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Mistamist
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SAWAMAZIN
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Tom
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Mistamist
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Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle
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Mistamist
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Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A: A burglar.
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Mistamist
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Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit ?
A: The Bride
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Mistamist
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all courtesy of www.dodgy-scouser.com
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sxibeast
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lol! quality jokes
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Mistamist
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At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian.
Leaning over, he cups his huge ear: "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers. At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened.
Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says.
"Just what did he say to you?"
"I'm not sure" the big scouser replies.
"Something about a job."
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Mistamist
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sorry to any body from liverpool who is offended by these jokes. but this site is excellent!
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Tom
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Mistamist
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feel free to post some about us londoners.
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