Juni0r
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>A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher
>said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
>Because even though it was a very large mammal its
>throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was
>swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a
>whale could not swallow a human; It was physically impossible.
>The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The
>teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl
>replied, "Then you ask him".
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>A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of Children
>while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each
>child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working
>diligently, she asked what the drawing was? The girl replied, "I'm
>drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows
>what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up
>from her drawing, The girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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>The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was
>trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
>"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown
>up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael,
>he's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
>"And there's the teacher. She's dead."
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>A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
>Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I
>stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it,
>and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why
>is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the
>blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause
>your feet ain't empty."
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>The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
>elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large
>pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted it on the apple
>tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along
>the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of
>chocolate chip biscuits. A child had written a note, "Take all you
>want. God is watching the apples." ******************** T
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