Twiggy
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9am arrive at work
10.55 Make my way to the blood donner van
11.05 Eating buiscuts and drinking orange juice
11.15 Wired up and donating some blood
11.30 Sitting drinking orange juice again
11.35 Feeling drowsey and shout for assistance!
11.45 I wake up! I had fainted!!
11.46 I realised i have pissed my pants when i fainted!!!!!!!
12.15 Taxi takes me home!!!
 
[Edited on 13-05-2005 by REDSPORT]
[Edited on 13-05-2005 by REDSPORT]
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wezjax
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quote:
Originally posted by REDSPORT
11.16 I realised i have pissed my pants when i fainted!!!!!!!
[Edited on 13-05-2005 by REDSPORT]
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langey
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quote:
Originally posted by REDSPORT
9am arrive at work
10.55 Make my way to the blood donner van
11.05 Eating buiscuts and drinking orange juice
11.15 Wired up and donating some blood
11.30 Sitting drinking orange juice again
11.35 Feeling drowsey and shout for assistance!
11.45 I wake up! I had fainted!!
11.16 I realised i have pissed my pants when i fainted!!!!!!!
11.45 Taxi takes me home!!!
[Edited on 13-05-2005 by REDSPORT]
how did you go back in time?
and pissing yourself? bet you cant wait to go back to work
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Andrew
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quote:
Originally posted by wezjax
quote:
Originally posted by REDSPORT
11.16 I realised i have pissed my pants when i fainted!!!!!!!
[Edited on 13-05-2005 by REDSPORT]
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PMSL
[Edited on 13-05-2005 by Peugeot Nut]
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Twiggy
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[Edited on 13-05-2005 by REDSPORT]
how did you go back in time?
and pissing yourself? bet you cant wait to go back to work
I am dreading it! In at 9am too! Lucky apart from the pool on the floor nobody noticed as i had black pants on!!
It was ok for a bit as the piss was walm but then it was dead cold!
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dna23
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did u have a day off then?
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Twiggy
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Originally posted by dna23
did u have a day off then?
Yeh I went home ill!
Gonna try and blag tomoz off.....
[Edited on 13-05-2005 by REDSPORT]
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Robbo
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I got very nastily smacked in the face with the bal;l whilst playing footie... ouch, still unsure as to whteher me nose is badly bruised or broken 
Also saved the ball whilst in goal with me bollocks
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chris-sri
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Legendary status in the bag
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Twiggy
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What did u do today?
I pissed my pants!
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Andrew
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I was almost in 2 crashes today. Firstly i got up at 5 to revise for an exam. Then i was late for exam so i was rushing and a Taxi in front slams on Good job i have good brakes and tyres  After exam, a mate and i decide we would go the library but before hand go to Mac Ds for some lunch. On the way back he almost goes into the back of a van
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Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by REDSPORT
What did u do today?
I pissed my pants!
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Andrew
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REDSPORT, I woild never give blood as i just can't stand nedles. I've come close to pissing my pants at times
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Twiggy
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Originally posted by Peugeot Nut
REDSPORT, I woild never give blood as i just can't stand nedles. I've come close to pissing my pants at times
I felt a little prick!!!
Seriously i wud recomend it as most peeple will need it some day i know i have already used some of the stocks!!
GIVE BLOOD - NOT PISS!!!
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langey
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Originally posted by Peugeot Nut
REDSPORT, I woild never give blood as i just can't stand nedles. I've come close to pissing my pants at times
you'd never give blood, i dont think redsport will anymore either
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Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by langey
quote:
Originally posted by Peugeot Nut
REDSPORT, I woild never give blood as i just can't stand nedles. I've come close to pissing my pants at times
you'd never give blood, i dont think redsport will anymore either
I will be going again! as i got the rest of the day off! whats a little pissed pants between freinds!!!
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Gez G
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Not much to giving blood, apart from the questions they ask you about having unprotected sex and that beforehand.
If you smoke a cigarette pretty fast after giving blood, you get really light headed, its cool lol
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CorsAsh
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Originally posted by Peugeot Nut
I've come close to pissing my pants at times
What, just randomly?
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Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by Gez G
Not much to giving blood, apart from the questions they ask you about having unprotected sex and that beforehand.
If you smoke a cigarette pretty fast after giving blood, you get really light headed, its cool lol
Yeh the nurse said dont have a puff for at least an hour..... i said i ticked no for the homo box!
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X 60RSA
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Fecking quality!
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langey
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Originally posted by REDSPORT
I will be going again! as i got the rest of the day off! whats a little pissed pants between freinds!!!
tell that to your work mates on monday see what htey say
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Skipz
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Class..
my embarrasing moment of the day came fitting My Old reg plate to my Dads mondeo was tightening up the screw when i forgot i hadnt done the other side and *SWING* up came the number plate ride across the side of my face  got a nasty bump above my left eye
I blame my dad as he turned the Mains off so i had no power to use the drill i was gettin impatient so decided to get a screwdriver and force the Screw through the plastic in a drilling motion then try and fit it to the car .. hole was too tight for the screw hence why i copped it across the face
Never cracked the number plate though was quite happy
[Edited on 13-05-2005 by h18_oab]
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langey
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Originally posted by h18_oab
Class..
my embarrasing moment of the day came fitting My Old reg plate to my Dads mondeo was tightening up the screw when i forgot i hadnt done the other side and *SWING* up came the number plate ride across the side of my face got a nasty bump above my left eye
I blame my dad as he turned the Mains off so i had no power to use the drill i was gettin impatient so decided to get a screwdriver and force the Screw through the plastic in a drilling motion then try and fit it to the car .. hole was too tight for the screw hence why i copped it across the face
Never cracked the number plate though was quite happy
[Edited on 13-05-2005 by h18_oab]
i dont understand that at all.
1st thing, why you putting your old reg on your dads car?
2nd thing, i dont get how the plate hit you
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Andrew
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quote:
Originally posted by REDSPORT
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Originally posted by langey
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Originally posted by Peugeot Nut
REDSPORT, I woild never give blood as i just can't stand nedles. I've come close to pissing my pants at times
you'd never give blood, i dont think redsport will anymore either
I will be going again! as i got the rest of the day off! whats a little pissed pants between freinds!!!
I seriously cannot do it I was advised to go into hospital for a few days once because i was having random daily dizzy spells which were really bad. I just couldn't do it Ended up having two nurses sitting on me and another one took the blood for some tests which they sent off to another hospital whilst we hung around the hospital.
Went to see my Nan is hospital a few weeks back when this lovely nurse come to take some blood from my Nan. I ended up in the patients toilet throwing my guts up Not the nicest thing for a fully grown man to do when he's trying to pull the nurse
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Skipz
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Originally posted by langey
i dont understand that at all.
1st thing, why you putting your old reg on your dads car?
2nd thing, i dont get how the plate hit you
1st thing.. I was puttin it on to annoy my dad he wants his own private plate and i already have one.. he wasnt impressed by me puttin it on his car.. I was taking his Plates off to replace with standard ones as he wants to keep the others as they have the Ford logo in the background so i put standard ones bk on...
2nd thing.. the number plate was not drilled so i used a screw to go through the plastic to make a hole (dad had the houses Power off to sort a light switch and i was too impatient ) when you use a drill bit they are normally slightly larger than the screw the plastic was tight to this screw i never put both screws in so when i was tightening up one screw as it turned it turned the whole plate pretty quickly and smacked me in the face
You had to of been there really
[Edited on 13-05-2005 by h18_oab]
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