Daveskater
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I want to hear about Mike pooing in his car.
Numberwang!
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I like you Dave, you are a man of men
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Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Conway563
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Was it proper liquid where you have no control Mike?
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Neo
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Originally posted by willay
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Kinda William, believe me, it is better than going into the snow ! I wont go into detail 
please do i think it will cheer all of us up....
 Are you feeling down or something
Basically Essex is a proper standstill, had kfc for dinner last night and i think it went through me in strange way. When i found an opportune moment I jumped out for a quick poo, found there was only icy leaves.....not good as i had a really burning hole....from now on, keep a poo bag in the car and some tissue 
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Fro
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Originally posted by Daveskater
There's nothing I can do tbh seeing as they're a senior engineer and I'm a lowly assistant and it's just the way that he does things that seems to defy logic and organization. Everything is so haphazard that it gets confusing so I forget some stuff then he picks up on it and I look stupid
Always seems to be the supervisors that are like this.
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Neo
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Originally posted by Conway563
Was it proper liquid where you have no control Mike?
No, just it didnt stop coming, thought my stomach was coming out
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willay
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Originally posted by Neo
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Originally posted by willay
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Originally posted by Neo
Kinda William, believe me, it is better than going into the snow ! I wont go into detail
please do i think it will cheer all of us up....
Are you feeling down or something
Basically Essex is a proper standstill, had kfc for dinner last night and i think it went through me in strange way. When i found an opportune moment I jumped out for a quick poo, found there was only icy leaves.....not good as i had a really burning hole....from now on, keep a poo bag in the car and some tissue
thats not as nearly as funny as pooing in the car though, how were the leaves?
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Ojc
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If you shit into a bag you could have cut a hole in the bottom afterwards and 'iced' someones cake with it.
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willay
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mike was your bottom like a broken mr whipppy machine?
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Half Pint
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bet he will have no socks on.... always come is use when caught short...
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Daveskater
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Originally posted by fro-dizzle
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Originally posted by Daveskater
There's nothing I can do tbh seeing as they're a senior engineer and I'm a lowly assistant and it's just the way that he does things that seems to defy logic and organization. Everything is so haphazard that it gets confusing so I forget some stuff then he picks up on it and I look stupid
Always seems to be the supervisors that are like this.
Yeah, it's never the people who are doing the work and know how it all is done Tbf he does do CAD but not up to the standard I expect from someone that's been here 5 years Our director/team leader is the same too He forgets how things work seeing as he started here in '83 or something. The two other people I work with are quite good, I think that one of them almost thinks like I do so I find it really easy to work with him 
Anywho, liking the new title And also Mike now has an epic story to tell the grandkids
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Conway563
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at the thread name
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Neo
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Its the kinda thing you do when you have no other choice
Seriously though my arse hole was burning, felt like i had had a curry but not Could have fed a large indian family with the amount that came out of me tbh
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willay
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I wanted to bring everyones attention to Mike's poo adventuer
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Neo
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Daveskater
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I had a good poo before lunch, in the normal civilised manner. Got back to my desk, sat down and a few seconds later the screensaver came on
And on that bombshell, it's time to get back to work. For now, my lovers 
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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willay
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I've had a couple of dodgy ones today from my caffeine spree I've had and nerves
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Fro
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Mike you're a joker, but when you gotta go you gotta go! I've poo'd down an alley after a night out before and used till receipts to wipe my toosh
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willay
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fucks sake fro, thats fucking rank
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fazza
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pics or it didnt happen 
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Conway563
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1st course for 2010 has been booked - 3 days in Swindon in February. After that it's looking like 3 days in Wokingham in April
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a_j_mair
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i had the biggest poo of my life today
went right round the u bend almost took a picture it was that impressive
was the first in a couple days felt so good. couple cans of cider last night helped it along
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Neo
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Originally posted by fro-dizzle
used till receipts to wipe my toosh
This has been done before aswell
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Neo
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Originally posted by a_j_mair
went right round the u bend almost took a picture it was that impressive
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Tommy L
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Poo
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Fro
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Originally posted by willay
fucks sake fro, thats fucking rank
Now that was like a broken Mr whippy machine 
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