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Author IM BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
michelle
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9th Nov 03 at 21:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I hate sunday's it's so boring. anyone got any jokes???
PaulW
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9th Nov 03 at 21:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whats got 2 legs & bleeds alot?
Ally
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9th Nov 03 at 21:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sundays are boring, indeed.

Isnt there anything good on t.v?
PaulW
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9th Nov 03 at 21:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nothin on telly at all
michelle
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9th Nov 03 at 21:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
Whats got 2 legs & bleeds alot?



half a dog lol
Lynny
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9th Nov 03 at 21:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i love sundays, always go to pub on a sunday, cept this week so am stuck in bored and need cheering up!
Stone Cold Rattlesnake
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9th Nov 03 at 21:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i chill on sundays as im so tired after meeting this girl on mon, taking her for drink on tues and making love to her on weds, thurs, fir and sat
Kerry
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9th Nov 03 at 21:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Blode
i love sundays, always go to pub on a sunday, cept this week so am stuck in bored and need cheering up!


Lynny
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quote:
Originally posted by Stone Cold Rattlesnake
i chill on sundays as im so tired after meeting this girl on mon, taking her for drink on tues and making love to her on weds, thurs, fir and sat


i knew someone would post sumit liek this
@ Kerry
Stone Cold Rattlesnake
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Lynny
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9th Nov 03 at 21:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
big to everyone!
PaulW
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9th Nov 03 at 21:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wooooot
Blode u know that one!
ok then Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree??
michelle
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9th Nov 03 at 21:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'll cheer u up blode lol
J da Silva
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9th Nov 03 at 21:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hello muffbird
michelle
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9th Nov 03 at 21:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
wooooot
Blode u know that one!
ok then Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree??


why???
Adam-D
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9th Nov 03 at 21:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
he fell
Lynny
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9th Nov 03 at 21:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What can skittles do that men can't?
Come in 5 flavours.

Why is sex like a card game?
If you dont have a partner then you better have a good hand!

What do you call 12 naked men sitting on eachothers shoulders?
A scrotum pole.

What's red and silver and sits in the corner crying?
A baby with a stanley knife
michelle
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9th Nov 03 at 21:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?
Ben
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9th Nov 03 at 22:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sumart on bout brothels now, cya
PaulW
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9th Nov 03 at 22:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree???

Because it was dead...
Munchie
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9th Nov 03 at 22:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
michelle.........
PaulW
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9th Nov 03 at 22:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u after a shag then munch?
Spence
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9th Nov 03 at 22:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wen isnt munch after a shag?
PaulW
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9th Nov 03 at 22:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
very true!
Munchie
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9th Nov 03 at 22:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
shut up nobheads

lets all ave cyber to share the goodness

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