Ty_Harris
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Registered: 29th Sep 03
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Mate called Karl (we wont divulge his surname it's not fair)
Took this girl out for a drink, so picks her up....
Calls me whilst taking her to the pub, telling me he's picked her up... hmm..
Neway dont hear anything from him for a few hours, then he calls me about 11pm says i've dropped her home.
So i ask, any action then fella...
quote: " Naah, I thin shes well fit, and i'm gunna ask her out again"
Interesting... he never asks her out again!!
I get chatting to this bird one night in the club, turns out;
He picked her up, though he was a little odd for calling a random friend to tell them this, apparently he call 3 different people???
They got on ok, bear in mind she's a bit of a tart....
He drops her home, and as they stop, she leans over to kiss him in the car...
He moves away and says quote: "I think it's far intrusive to kiss on the first date"......
 - I will find this funny forever cos I know the guy and it's great to drop into convo when he doesn't know anyone knows!!
PS - I got some action off her later that week 
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Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
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I'm a virgin
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
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if you dont kiss on the first date, you are considered a gentleman.
if you dont kiss on the second date you are branded gay
thems is the rules
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Ty_Harris
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Location: Milton Keynes
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nice arse 
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
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pmsl WTF hes gay 
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Graham
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Lincoln.
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he is jewish rite cos i herd bout jews cant kiss on na first date 
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Munchie
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Ty_Harris
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
pmsl WTF hes gay
It's getting close to it, i've known him 8 years and i've never seen him kiss a bird, or be known to be actually going out with ne one.
Has many female friends....
Too many clues!!
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
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jst wondering, does it matter if he is a virgin?
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Andy Stocker
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Or even thefact if hes gay????
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Ty_Harris
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quote:
Originally posted by Blode
jst wondering, does it matter if he is a virgin?
His choice!
But when he tells people he's not, which is clearly a lie based on the amount of things i know and people i know who know him...
For anyone who would like to know he's 22
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Ty_Harris
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
Or even thefact if hes gay????
Or, this if he just came out it would be cool..
It's annoyement at his 'trying to be a playa' thats either funny or sometimes annoying.
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MatthewR
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quote:
Originally posted by incufan2k3
he is jewish rite cos i herd bout jews cant kiss on na first date
Cant be jewish he phoned 3 people!!!!
Just GAY!¬
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Andy Stocker
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some people go all their lives being virgins, or wait til they find 'the one'
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
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maybes hes ashamed? or unsure of hsi sexuality? in this very narrow-minded, stereo typical world it could be hard for him coming out. maybes hes afraid of bein different so tryin 2 be with a lass, but just physically cant do it
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Ty_Harris
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quote:
Originally posted by Blode
maybes hes ashamed? or unsure of hsi sexuality? in this very narrow-minded, stereo typical world it could be hard for him coming out. maybes hes afraid of bein different so tryin 2 be with a lass, but just physically cant do it
I think you shud meet him 
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Lynny
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lol why?
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Ty_Harris
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then u'd understand
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Lynny
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i have a mate exaclty the same, i do understand, took him ages before he came out and admitted it
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Andy Stocker
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So if I had a strong feminine side would I be gay?
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Ty_Harris
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Location: Milton Keynes
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
So if I had a strong feminine side would I be gay?
You are aren't you 
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Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
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No im just a ponce theres a difference
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Ty_Harris
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
No im just a ponce theres a difference
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Richie
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Registered: 3rd Dec 02
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Me & Stocker are metrosexual
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Andy Stocker
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Eh? 
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