Tom
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This bird who is in my dept but works in horsham, she's quite fit and we've been thrown 2getha (not in that way ) as the 'youth of the team' on occasions we've met for team building days n that n every time I speak to her she goes all giggly
Get onto ther email, does she wana slice
Thanks Tom!!
My xmas shopping is going well thanks! I've got Monday and Tuesday off so I'm planning on going to London to do some serious shopping! I'm sorry if I was rambling on about buying presents on the phone the other day - I think you just caught me in one of my hyper moods!! Too much caffeine I think!!
Have you managed to start your shopping yet?? I bet you're the sort that leaves it all to the last minute!!
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Sam
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Just say to her "If you don't fuck me, I will end you".
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Tom
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good advice that
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xXx Kirsten xXx
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sam= oi you!!!!!!
you talking about her as if she is a "burd" as in wee cute birdy with feathers and wings!
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MatthewR
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Ask her if she wopuld like to do any bonding after work??
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Gareth.O
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as Munchie would say...
BUM HER
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Sam
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quote: Originally posted by xXx Kirsten xXx
sam= oi you!!!!!!
you talking about her as if she is a "burd" as in wee cute birdy with feathers and wings!
I was looking out the window earlier and saw a bird on top of the roof of the building. After a minute, it flew away.
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xXx Kirsten xXx
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ok then x x
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Tom
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yesh bondage...ooh I mean after work bodning sounds good but she's like 300 miles away there's always the xmas party which is in a hotel
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Sam
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quote: Originally posted by xXx Kirsten xXx
ok then x x
I will refer to other females as 'birds', however I will refer to you as my sexy lady!
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Munchie
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quote: Originally posted by Gareth.O
as Munchie would say...
BUM HER
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xXx Kirsten xXx
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quote: Originally posted by Sam
quote: Originally posted by xXx Kirsten xXx
ok then x x
I will refer to other females as 'birds', however I will refer to you as my sexy lady!
mmmmmmmm
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Tom
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Kirsten she is my bird
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Sam
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quote: Originally posted by Tom D
Kirsten she is my bird
My mum has a budgie. It's Cobalt Blue in colour. It's also very vocal...
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Tom
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my mate has a coqcetiel (I cannae speelk it ) i flew onto my head last night I was trying to eat it tho
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xXx Kirsten xXx
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quote: Originally posted by Tom D
Kirsten she is my bird
excuse me ?
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by Gareth.O
as Munchie would say...
BUM DAIMO
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xXx Kirsten xXx
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quote: Originally posted by Tom D
my mate has a coqcetiel (I cannae speelk it ) i flew onto my head last night I was trying to eat it tho
mmmmmm ok then
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Sam
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quote: Originally posted by Tom D
my mate has a coqcetiel (I cannae speelk it ) i flew onto my head last night I was trying to eat it tho
You were trying to eat a cockatiel? WTF?!
A bloke I used to know from years ago, his girlfriend's mum had a couple of African Grey Parrots... Her mum used to swear a lot, so it was quite funny trying to have a conversation with any of the above birds (mum included)!
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Tom
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Excuse u how
And yesh i was pretending to be ozzy
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xXx Kirsten xXx
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what was meant by that ??
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Sam
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quote: Originally posted by Tom D
Excuse u how
And yesh i was pretending to be ozzy
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Tom
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Didn't really eat it tho
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Sam
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God I'm such a fucking dumbass! I thought you meant 'ozzy' as in an Australian, then I just realised you were on about Ozzie Osbourne!
LMAO @ me!
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xXx Kirsten xXx
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sam= "nugget!" ha ha ha ha
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