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Shelly
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Does anyone have any funny sayings?!

My brother keeps saying...

"stood around like a spare dick"


cracks me up
Nismo
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my dad allways used to call me a

"stupid boy fish pike"

that used to crack me up
Pablo
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Never heard of either of them
Shelly
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Nath, we know where you get your wierdness from now
Shelly
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my boss says

"couldn't fart in a trance"

I suppose thats similar to

"couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery"
Pablo
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On futurama there was one I PMSL at....

Ur acting is so bad i think you just gave me cancer! cAn say it to anything tho, mates crap joke wotever
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does a bear sh*t in the woods?? lol
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not sure im understanding that one Pablo
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quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
does a bear sh*t in the woods?? lol


my dad says that!
Icy
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bros mate says "ma heed the mora"
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
not sure im understanding that one Pablo


If u said a crap joke I could say "That joke was so bad, I think you just gave me cancer"
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
does a bear sh*t in the woods?? lol


my dad says that!


mine too! must be a parent thing
Shelly
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'no sweat off my bag' ...........same meaning as 'no skin off my nose'

started sayin that when i was about 10 n still use it 2day
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Rare a rocking horse s*it

Sticks like shit to a blanket
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CorsaDaves: goes like shit off a chrome shovel


I love Dave, he's quality
Jason Iles
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I always here a funny saying people always say to me "look at that Twat"
Darren M
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@ jase

one from work is....

''as loose as a prick in a bucket''
Tom
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jase u don't need sayings you're a comedy genious (spot the irony )

[Edited on 03-03-2004 by Tom]
Ryan L
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do little cats piss up walls my dad says all the time
or is the pope catholic?
Shelly
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quote:
Originally posted by Darren M
@ jase

one from work is....

''as loose as a prick in a bucket''


Our lads (about tarts)


"It's like shaking a cocktail stick in a 5 gallon drum"
Darren M
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PMSL

yeah they say that as well.

also another one is not really a saying but.... SAID

said part
said person
said time

everything is fcuking SAID
Shelly
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people from round blackburn always say

"a agate" means "and I said"


fooking wierdos
Ryan L
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my sister has some fucking weird sayings, she keeps refering to her flat as her 'yad' and keeps calling everyone 'blood' rather than mate, kinda freaking me out
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my mate says "shit paddle" instead of "up shit creek without a paddle" makes me chuckle, he also has a habit of replacing normal descriptive words with celebs names. like when hes shocked he'll say shania twain, or when something isnt needed , he says that non wyclef jean,
i do worry but its funny as

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