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SteveW
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30th Mar 04 at 09:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Hey mister, whay are you painting that horse..
Movies kid, we need a cow, so we paint the horses to look like em..
Why dont you use a real horse ?
Cos they dont look like horses on film..

Well what do you do when you need a horse ??

We usually tape a bunch of cats together.




Cracks me up that

(might not be spot on with the quote, but its as near as possible)


heya ODC

[Edited on 30-03-2004 by snowy]
Pablo
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Robbo
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sIMPSONS, THE ONE WHERE MILHOUSE S FALL OUT BOY
Mad Moe
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Is that not off the Simpsons? recognise it but cant think what it's off.
Robbo
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30th Mar 04 at 09:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

damn caps! Also its Ralph asking the teamsters
SteveW
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Heya pauly paul

Hows tricks mate.. was gonna phone you yesterday, cos i was well bord at work..but i phoned Maxpower instead, and sang down the phone to Millsy
Demo
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its the episode where they make a radioactive man feature length movie
SteveW
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damn you Robbo

you ruin my eeeeeeeeeeevil plot

RRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
Robbo
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30th Mar 04 at 09:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by snowy
damn you Robbo

you ruin my eeeeeeeeeeevil plot

RRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
Pablo
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30th Mar 04 at 09:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by snowy
Heya pauly paul

Hows tricks mate.. was gonna phone you yesterday, cos i was well bord at work..but i phoned Maxpower instead, and sang down the phone to Millsy

Im bak at work now so call wenever if I dont pick up im busy bee Car bak today
SteveW
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yeah saw the post mate...looking cool

I wont be phoning today dude, cos im at Uni till 8pm

Bummer
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Best quote I got was £232.84
Pablo
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Marge : Now kids we are trying these genetically modified veg, they big aren't they

Lisa : Mum, my potatoes eating my carrot

PMSL
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or

when Apu cooks for them...

Marge: "lisa is that too hot for you"
Lisa : "I can see through time"
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The path of the richeous man is beset on all sides, by the enequties of the selfish and the tyrany of evil men, blessed is he who in the name or charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truley his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children, and i will strike down upon thee with great vengance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers for you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengance upon thee
Samuel L Jackson Pulp Fiction
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just felt like puttin my favourite /\ love that film
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Homer: "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
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Homer: "'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?"
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No Homers ! can i be part of your club
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When homer becomes a Krusty Klown and hes beating up the ham Burgler

Some Kid : "STOP STOP, hes already dead"
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PMSL take off the ball of shame and attach the ball of accomplishment I think its that anyway cant remember
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pew pew pew pewwwww
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL


PMSL take off the ball of shame and attach the ball of accomplishment I think its that anyway cant remember
AN its twice as big!!
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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

"Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."
"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

"God bless those pagans."
"I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!"

"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t."

"Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."


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