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leeshez
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There is a plane flying over the ocean and it crashes into the sea and every single person dies. Also there are 2 survivers how is this? (spellin is poor)
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the plane crashed into something else, and 2 people on that survived?
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A man pushes his car to a hotel, at which point he realises he is bankrupt. Why?
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The 2 that survived were a couple. Every single person died.
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quote:
Originally posted by Arnie
The 2 that survived were a couple. Every single person died.

Well done arnie
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oohh clever!
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quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
A man pushes his car to a hotel, at which point he realises he is bankrupt. Why?

Er pass i don,t know. He has no money for fuel?
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Cant afford to stay the hotel?
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Or it's his hotel and the receiver people are clearing it out
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he's playing monopoly
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OH YER!!!

A man stumbles out of a pub into the road very drunk, and nearly get's hit by a black car without it's lights on, but he manages to move out of the way of it.

There are no street lights on, just the flickering of the pub sign!

How did he see the oncoming car?

[Edited on 12-04-2004 by the_legend_of_yrag]
Shane
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he can hear it
Mav 3000
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Its daylight
the_legend_of_yrag
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Mav
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Quite an easy one....

A horse runs between 2 villages. By the time it gets to the second one, two of its legs have travelled 20 miles, while the other 2 have travelled 21. Why is this?
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A young man and his father are in a car accident and need urgent medical attention. When they arrive at the hospital the surgeon looks at the young man and says. 'I cannot operate on this man - he is my son' How is this possible?
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the surgeon is his mother?
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yeah - it was too easy but only one i can think of - dont have clue about horse one
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he was running along the river bank, which was curved.
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A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year. But they were not twins. How could this be so?
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heard this before but cant remember answer - were they/one of them adopted?
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she had triplets - 2 boys and a girl.
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some good uns!!
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A cowboy rides into a village on friday, and leaves on friday but he only stays 3 days. How is this possible?

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