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Author Grrr bloody neds
Jambo
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   29th Apr 04 at 19:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

God they piss me off.

To asian "gangsters" in their mouldy white escort with bad boy sunstrip and "stick on" splitters & lights would not stop following me Wanted to go home but couldnt cos then they would know where i live and have me bloody wheels off in a second.

So we had to go for a drive in which they tailgated me by a speed camera and then we came to a roundabout the pulled up next to me beeped i looked over to see to 12 yr old skinny wee "gangsters" and i said yeah? shrugged my shoulders and they were like nuffin smiled and drove off Then they flew past me at like 2mph all their 1.1 could muster. Would have raced em and won, but it was wet. Damn.

Fucking neds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mattb
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29th Apr 04 at 19:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i hate neds

they smash mirrors of innocent corsas
Jambo
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29th Apr 04 at 19:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my sister is a ned
Graham
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29th Apr 04 at 19:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

so is mine i feel your pain Jambo
Mattb
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29th Apr 04 at 19:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

PMSL

I feel sorry for you....

does she hang around you road with dozens of other neds trying to look cool ??
Jambo
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29th Apr 04 at 19:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yup petrol stations are her fave, garage is bangin' in our house 24/7

One of her new mates has a ax GT with.........

A sunstrip that covers half the windscreen
Graham
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29th Apr 04 at 19:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my sisters friends are still young but i saw her lad mate who was wearing a burberry coat, i pulled up rolled down the window and said "ooo ure 'ard aint ya, with your burberry oi sis why do u hang round with these prick??" and drove off.
Stuckey
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29th Apr 04 at 19:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

do they still make garage music?

i thought it was a flavour of the month thing
Jambo
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29th Apr 04 at 19:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i want an anti ned ban on maidenhead. all ned patrons shall be refused entry, should make my days at work alot easier, shoplifting down by 100%
Sam
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30th Apr 04 at 08:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
God they piss me off.

To asian "gangsters" in their mouldy white escort with bad boy sunstrip and "stick on" splitters & lights would not stop following me Wanted to go home but couldnt cos then they would know where i live and have me bloody wheels off in a second.

So we had to go for a drive in which they tailgated me by a speed camera and then we came to a roundabout the pulled up next to me beeped i looked over to see to 12 yr old skinny wee "gangsters" and i said yeah? shrugged my shoulders and they were like nuffin smiled and drove off Then they flew past me at like 2mph all their 1.1 could muster. Would have raced em and won, but it was wet. Damn.

Fucking neds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Are you sure you weren't driving in Slough by mistake?
Demo
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30th Apr 04 at 08:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

fpmsl

all neds should be drowned at birth to curb the population growth of them
Ned
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30th Apr 04 at 08:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Will ya stop calling em Ned's ffs
Jamie
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30th Apr 04 at 08:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My sister is only 10 right now, but like fcuk am I letting her or my bro (14) near any pikey neds.
Smiffie
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30th Apr 04 at 09:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

www.chavscum.co.uk





coming soon 2 ur local cruise



[Edited on 30-04-2004 by smiffie37]
Tom
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30th Apr 04 at 09:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I farkin hate pikeys
--DAN--
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Ned
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30th Apr 04 at 09:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote





Hes gonna kill me
Smiffie
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30th Apr 04 at 09:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



PMSL @ silver 206

after the pikeys attack
the_legend_of_yrag
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30th Apr 04 at 09:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

pmsl i also noted the 206
Icy
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30th Apr 04 at 09:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by corsa-dan






2headed ned
they evolved?
Smiffie
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30th Apr 04 at 09:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Ned
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa-dan






Just look at the state of him, what the hell has he got round his neck?
--DAN--
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30th Apr 04 at 09:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Never noticed that.
Smiffie
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30th Apr 04 at 09:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

PMSL
did a search on google images 4 'pikeys'
this is first image

vibrio
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30th Apr 04 at 09:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

our very own AJcorsa


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