fax2004
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Yesterday i was cruising down motorway when my bird looked at my speedo and asked how many miles id got left. I asked her left before what, to which she repled before i need a new engine. I asked her what she meant and she said she thought cars could only do a set amount of miles before they needed a new block! 150000 mile service bits = Oil filter, air filter, plugs and engine....
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J da Silva
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hey thats nothing my sister thinks each country has their own moon 
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mossy
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J da Silva
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seriously, we were in italy last year, full moon was out she said 'look at the moon isnt it nice? is that the same moon as what england has?'
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langey
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stupioed things girls say. my ex gf asked why mo's car has four engines,
she asked this because it has four exhourst exits.
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fax2004
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quote:
Originally posted by langey
stupioed things girls say. my ex gf asked why mo's car has four engines,
she asked this because it has four exhourst exits.
Not saying anything Langey, but she lives in Wigan! 
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langey
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but she is a scouser. shen must have eyed uo the "four engines" and thought, ooo fast get away car there.
four engines how fucking thick is that. i felt embaressed when she said it. stuyw,mo and my other mate not off here, all couldnt stop laffing lol.
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J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by fax2004
quote:
Originally posted by langey
stupioed things girls say. my ex gf asked why mo's car has four engines,
she asked this because it has four exhourst exits.
Not saying anything Langey, but she lives in Wigan!
you just have you said 'not saying anything langey, but she lives in wigan! '
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kev_corsa
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I had this girl in the car with me last week and I had my footwell neons on when we were parked up and she said to me
"do those blue lights waste you petrol when your engine isnt running!"
couldnt stop pissing myself
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langey
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girls and cars its like water and electric aint it.
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Nismo
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When me and me missus were eating a chinese she kept picking the peas out and i said whta ya doing? she said i dont like these peas i only like british peas i said
wtf?
she said yeah these peas are different there sent from china for the chinese food,
i said so there not from a big bag of normal peas from the wholeseller
her reply was oh no , and carryed on picking them out 
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fax2004
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I mean my bird lives in Wigan
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Paul
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How about this one ....
My mates G/F said that a single bed really sin't meant for two people
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fax2004
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Ian
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The exact quote was 'single beds - they're just not made for two people'.
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foster11984
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my ex thought her car had broken down coz it wouldnt start one day, left it there for days waitin for some1 to take a look at it, it had run out of petrol
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Paul
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Paul
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I'm sure that there's more i could think of but not at the moment  Isn't it always the way cna't think of amusing things when there needed 
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fax2004
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Where bouts in Wigan are you Langey?
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langey
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quote:
Originally posted by foster11984
my ex thought her car had broken down coz it wouldnt start one day, left it there for days waitin for some1 to take a look at it, it had run out of petrol
fuckin muppet
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Ian
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My other mates bird planned a trip to Niagra falls to fall within 9am and 5pm in case it wasn't switched on
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mav
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^^^^
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sxi16vjoe
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I was driving my mates saxo down the motorway yesterday and tunrned the stereo down cos i had a headache.
He said what are you doing.
I replied "turning it down cos you aint got much petrol"
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vibrio
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mine said I do 
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Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
mine said I do
PMSL
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