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Thoday
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   10th Jun 04 at 18:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Was having a discussion with 2 of my mates gf's.

they wanted to know where blokes come when masterbating..
cos one of my mates is called "skip" cos we think he must carry his balls in one cos he's a 22 yr old virgin:

so apart from all over ur missus.. when ya alone where dya put it..

bath, shower, sheets, in ur panties, over the curtains. what
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Eat it

No just kidding....just depends where I am at the time
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this thread!

depends as kolin said..
but wat if its all over your hand.. and someone walk up to you.. were you gunna put it...

they just see you licking your fingers...
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10th Jun 04 at 18:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

in my hat. then i wear it straight after

[Edited on 10-06-2004 by matt h]
Thoday
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quote:
Originally posted by matt h
my hat




used twice then as hair gel also
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jambo does it into old t shirts

[Edited on 10-06-2004 by jambos_chic]
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quote:
Originally posted by jambos_chic
jambo does it into my ass

[Edited on 10-06-2004 by Kolin]




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I usually turn to Kolin and wipe it in his hair.
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quote:
Originally posted by jambos_chic
jambo does it into old t shirts

[Edited on 10-06-2004 by jambos_chic]



i would love to do a sex wee in you
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
I usually turn to Drewella and wipe it in his hair.


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PMSL....just remembered Drewellas bald
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He uses it as shaving foam.

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what can i say i cum in ermmmmmmmmmmm
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
I usually turn to Kolin and wipe it in his hair.


PMSL
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quote:
Originally posted by cheakycharlie
Was having a discussion with 2 of my mates gf's.

they wanted to know where blokes come when masterbating..
cos one of my mates is called "skip" cos we think he must carry his balls in one cos he's a 22 yr old virgin :

so apart from all over ur missus.. when ya alone where dya put it..

bath, shower, sheets, in ur panties, over the curtains. what


is there anything wrong with this statement?
just curious on ppls views,
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dont most men use socks??? we were havin this discussion last nite with loads of mates also and were on about havin a " wanking sock"
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quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
dont most men use socks??? we were havin this discussion last nite with loads of mates also and were on about havin a " wanking sock"


Thoday
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condoms dont fit me.. neither wud a sock

how about a black bag?
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pmslll....aving a convo wiht a few mates a few month back.....and most of them use socks......i jsut tend to use bog roll.....easy to dipose of
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my guy likes to cum over my ass Hahaha
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quote:
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dont most men use socks??? we were havin this discussion last nite with loads of mates also and were on about havin a " wanking sock"



trusty crusty sock
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quote:
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pmslll....aving a convo wiht a few mates a few month back.....and most of them use socks......i jsut tend to use bog roll.....easy to dipose of


bog roll

wtf@ using socks, you people are wrong.

theres always the squeeze it method so its not messy, but I'm sure that harms the internals.
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my mate used to have a wank rag........... tillhis mum found the item that seem a little clouder than before

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