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Joff
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   5th Jul 04 at 19:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



Spoke to a tearful Broster earlier today - he was under the car burning out his wishbone bushes to fit some funkeh new Powerflex jobbies when he got too close to the underside of the car which made the carpet inside the car catch fire!! Because he lives in a pikey area, his garage is very small and his car was only half parked inside. When he tried to get his fire extinguisher from the boot, he couldn't open the tailgate fully and had to stretch to reach the extinguisher.
Instead of pulling it off it's bracket, he pulled out the pin and dropped the canister, spraying all his interior with the contents. To make matters worse, his car then fell off the jack and rolled out of the garage and down a slope into the path of a reversing wheelie bin lorry!

He's had enough of Corsa's and said he won't be back on here again so has asked me to see if anyone wants anything from the car and if so, to stop by his new gaff and they can take it away.
Don't u2u me and I know Broster won't be back on here to read this so don't bother there either.

**EDITED**
The car is now going to be abandoned instead as he can't bear to see others turn up in their blinging Corsas.


[Edited on 05-07-2004 by Joff]
Greg_M
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5th Jul 04 at 19:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

so hes not comming back on at all? thats not very sporting now is it!
Gavin
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5th Jul 04 at 19:28   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

has this really happened??????


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Greg_M
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i querry this
Gavin
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5th Jul 04 at 19:46   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

just spoken to him actually!

fcuk me... thought that the Joff-sta was playing around

looks like I'll be the sole orgainser for this region


RIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Joff
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5th Jul 04 at 19:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I said no U2U's MOTHA FCUKAS

He's now decided to just abandon his car on the A43 as he doesn't want all the vultures of CS circling for bits from his car.
Gavin
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5th Jul 04 at 19:48   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

where about on the a43

i'm down there!!!!!!!!!


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Gavin
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5th Jul 04 at 19:54   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i feel this post has high importance and therefore i have used my CS powers to top this post!


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Greg_M
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5th Jul 04 at 19:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i dont believe it
Gavin
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5th Jul 04 at 19:57   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

neither can Broster! ^^^^^

one minute his little peebo was being treated to some tlc.... and then it dies


[Edited on 05-07-2004 by B19 GAV]


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Gavin
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5th Jul 04 at 20:00   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

looks like i'm first in line for the 1.6 16v
and he sed that he will give me his JamSport stcikers


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Joff
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5th Jul 04 at 20:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by B19 GAV
i feel this post has high importance and therefore i have used my CS powers to top this post!


You seem too happy at Broster's loss... I'm having his Steiny grille tho

[Edited on 05-07-2004 by Joff]
Gavin
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5th Jul 04 at 20:02   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

damn... forgot about that grille!

brosters loss is OUR gain


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Joff
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quote:
Originally posted by B19 GAV
damn... forgot about that grille!

brosters loss is OUR gain



MWAHAHAHAHAH

Joff
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VALVE CAPS

Gavin
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5th Jul 04 at 20:05   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i think the bmx pikeys can have those.......... AGAIN!





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Graham
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5th Jul 04 at 20:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

canna believe it, gutted. feel so bad for him tho was such a nice car i looked to once .


wonder what i cud take tho
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5th Jul 04 at 20:09   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yesh.... it was a lovely car.

but look at the gain! u can get some nice parts for extra cheap prices* as Broster needs the cash asap bonus

*brosters feels ok with this

[Edited on 05-07-2004 by B19 GAV]


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Graham
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5th Jul 04 at 20:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

hmmm dunno what i cud take tho, the grills gone to joff, erm i have everything he does
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5th Jul 04 at 20:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

u can have the furry, love dice!

thats if they didnt catch fire


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Graham
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5th Jul 04 at 20:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

still canna believe it, all seems so comical happenin but really bad are the coil overs ok?
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5th Jul 04 at 20:21   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

the coilovers are in really bad condition.... due to Brosters female like driving!

poor things


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Graham
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5th Jul 04 at 20:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

darn thats all i cud want really, no need for the v6 brakes in the 1lt so hes never comin on here again? i dont see why not really
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5th Jul 04 at 20:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I want his ass if it is not burnt
Joff
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quote:
Originally posted by Graham
darn thats all i cud want really, no need for the v6 brakes in the 1lt so hes never comin on here again? i dont see why not really


Because the pain is so bad

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