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Shane
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9th Jul 04 at 23:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
be rich enough to buy some1's car off em then whilst its on there drive smash the fuck outta it with a hammer or somin, then just walk away
Faye_2003
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random
Matt H
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9th Jul 04 at 23:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ive thought about doing this but @ a car garage


or giving it away to the first person you see
Drew
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i wanna (which takes no money) help someone reverse into a parking space, and just keep waving them back into they hit another car, shrug shoulders, and just walk off
Jamie
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Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Drew
i wanna (which takes no money) help someone reverse into a parking space, and just keep waving them back into they hit another car, shrug shoulders, and just walk off



Faye_2003
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i remember seeing someone in a supermarket carpark being waved into a parking space, then putting it in first instead of reverse and going straigh into the car infront
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Faye_2003
i remember seeing someone in a supermarket carpark being waved into a parking space, then putting it in first instead of reverse and going straigh into the car infront


Admit it, it was you behind the wheel
Faye_2003
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Faye_2003
i remember seeing someone in a supermarket carpark being waved into a parking space, then putting it in first instead of reverse and going straigh into the car infront


Admit it, it was you behind the wheel


no i'm a good wee driver thank you!
Shane
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quote:
Originally posted by Faye_2003
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Faye_2003
i remember seeing someone in a supermarket carpark being waved into a parking space, then putting it in first instead of reverse and going straigh into the car infront


Admit it, it was you behind the wheel


no i'm a good wee driver thank you!


so it basically was u then
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Faye_2003
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Faye_2003
i remember seeing someone in a supermarket carpark being waved into a parking space, then putting it in first instead of reverse and going straigh into the car infront


Admit it, it was you behind the wheel


no i'm a good wee driver thank you!


I didn't ask if you could control your bladder whilst driving
Faye_2003
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oi muppets!
no i was getting some money from the cashpoints and i heard this old guy shouting quite loud, looked round and he was waving this woman into a space, then BANG! she hit the car infront
CorsAsh
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Mmmmhmmm... ok, whatever you say
Faye_2003
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you can't wind me up mate, your fightin a losing battle there young man!

[Edited on 09-07-2004 by Faye_2003]
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Faye_2003
i remember seeing someone in a supermarket carpark being waved into a parking space, then putting it in first instead of reverse and going straigh into the car infront


quality

easy mistake though, ive done the same in the corsa, popping it in first instead of reverse
Shane
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quote:
Originally posted by Faye_2003
you can't wind me up mate, your fightin a losing battle there young man!

[Edited on 09-07-2004 by Faye_2003]



lol ur bighting already, ur well easy 2 wind up
Faye_2003
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Originally posted by netrix
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Originally posted by Faye_2003
you can't wind me up mate, your fightin a losing battle there young man!

[Edited on 09-07-2004 by Faye_2003]



lol ur bighting already, ur well easy 2 wind up


unfortunately not, is that poo in your toilet?
CorsAsh
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10th Jul 04 at 00:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Who said I'm trying to wind you up Faye? Wasn't aware there was a battle going on...
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Faye_2003
quote:
Originally posted by netrix
quote:
Originally posted by Faye_2003
you can't wind me up mate, your fightin a losing battle there young man!

[Edited on 09-07-2004 by Faye_2003]



lol ur bighting already, ur well easy 2 wind up


unfortunately not, is that poo in your toilet?


Why, where do you put poo??

[Edited on 10-07-2004 by CorsAsh]
Faye_2003
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
Who said I'm trying to wind you up Faye? Wasn't aware there was a battle going on...


neither was i, just had a random stab in the dark, got a complex about battles or something? my stupid reel has broken, i'll save you guys for another day
Faye_2003
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10th Jul 04 at 00:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Faye_2003
quote:
Originally posted by netrix
quote:
Originally posted by Faye_2003
you can't wind me up mate, your fightin a losing battle there young man!

[Edited on 09-07-2004 by Faye_2003]



lol ur bighting already, ur well easy 2 wind up


unfortunately not, is that poo in your toilet?


Why, where do you put poo??

[Edited on 10-07-2004 by CorsAsh]


there is no set ruling place for human waste, stereotypically its a toilet, but it possible for it to land anywhere on earth
CorsAsh
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10th Jul 04 at 00:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
M'kay. Anyway, back to the matter in hand... what happened after you crashed into the other car?

*edit to stop double postings*

I only asked where you put poo as you seemed shocked that netrix had put his in a toilet

[Edited on 10-07-2004 by CorsAsh]
Faye_2003
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
M'kay. Anyway, back to the matter in hand... what happened after you crashed into the other car?


i died and began a new life as a goat
CorsAsh
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Wow, a goat?? And you can still come online and type messages here? Doesn't having hooved feet make typing difficult?
Faye_2003
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no i have one of them telecom keyboards, i pinched it from stephen hawkings house

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