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Ben

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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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17th Jul 04 at 18:46

i needed some 4mm clips on site and theres a new apprentice whos just started , so i wrote him a list of what we need , which consists of

box of 100 4mm clips (which is all i needed)
3m of flexable falopian tube
box of sky hooks
a glass hammer
and a box of cli- torases.

i had to bite my tongue while he asked for them

i aint laughed that much in a long time.

i was going to ask him to get me some chocolate round squares from shop but he looked a bit pissed off

[Edited on 120102 by Ben]

Skinner

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Registered: 14th Jul 03
Location: aberdeen drives:mk4 irmscher astra on 18's
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17th Jul 04 at 18:49

pmsl

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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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17th Jul 04 at 18:54

What a fucking dumbass.

Ben

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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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17th Jul 04 at 18:56

who ?

hes braindead , think hes 15 . to top it off when we got back in van he asked me what a skyhook was ,to which i replied its a special hook that clips on to the sky

and he went "oh" and stayed quiet

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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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17th Jul 04 at 18:58

The apprentice of course. If I got given a list like that I'd ask the person if they were taking the fucking piss... Not go up to the counter and ask for whats on it

Marc

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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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17th Jul 04 at 18:58

next, send him for a new spirit level bubble.

Ben

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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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17th Jul 04 at 19:04

Marc D

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Registered: 29th Apr 03
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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17th Jul 04 at 19:07

dont forget long stand

MikeE

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Registered: 7th Mar 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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17th Jul 04 at 19:08

pmsl i never had them tried on me on site as im just like dont think they exist mate

Ben

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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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17th Jul 04 at 19:17

quote:
Originally posted by Marc D
dont forget long stand

mark i did have this on the list at the bottom , wholesaler guy was goin along with it too

PainZ

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Registered: 28th Jun 02
Location: Camberley, Surrey - Drives a Black Vectra VXR Esta
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17th Jul 04 at 19:22

lol i have used a few of them before,

also asked one of my old junior members to go and ask another manager for a long weight for a ladder

the Manager just asked him to wait in the corner and he would get one,

LOL he was there for ages,

also asked somone to go to the ladder section, and get me a Skirting board ladder

they didnt find one

Adam-D

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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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17th Jul 04 at 19:55

few good ones in my place "bein food"
is some frozen chicken lips
box of steam for the coffe machine

and theres others

AndyW

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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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17th Jul 04 at 19:59

ask him to get u a bucket of steam from the kettle

Shelly

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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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17th Jul 04 at 20:38

yeah my mate did this the other day to his, he sent him to the electrical wholesalers for a long stand, and they told him to wait in the corner and they would be with him in a bit.

could always ask for skirting board ladders too

AndyCorsa

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Registered: 24th Oct 03
Location: Macclesfield, Cheshire
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17th Jul 04 at 20:42

quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
yeah my mate did this the other day to his, he sent him to the electrical wholesalers for a long stand, and they told him to wait in the corner and they would be with him in a bit.

Thats just tight.

Colin

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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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17th Jul 04 at 20:46

When I was doing school work experience they asked me to go and find the 'sparks for the grinder'

So I went across to McDees for breakfast and had a fag instead

Dave

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Registered: 26th Feb 01
Location: Lancs
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17th Jul 04 at 20:49

The old ones are the best

We had a real dumb lad working for us a bit back and when we sent him to brew up he came back saying there was no milk. We were working in the middle of a field on a barn conversion so we sent him with a cup to go milk one of the cows

AndyCorsa

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Registered: 24th Oct 03
Location: Macclesfield, Cheshire
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17th Jul 04 at 20:54

quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
When I was doing school work experience they asked me to go and find the 'sparks for the grinder'

So I went across to McDees for breakfast and had a fag instead

Sparks for the grinder, excellent

When I worked at McDonalds years back we had this new lad start who nobody liked, so we'd send him in the stock room for left handed spatula’s and bags of steam to clean to grills. Daft cnut would go look too! Think he was a bit slow

R Lee

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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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17th Jul 04 at 21:14

i was sent to get a box of amps and watts.

i went nextdoor and got myself a free cake instead

Joff

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Registered: 17th Oct 00
Location: Cambridgeshire
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17th Jul 04 at 21:24

quote:
Originally posted by AndyCorsa

quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
When I was doing school work experience they asked me to go and find the 'sparks for the grinder'

So I went across to McDees for breakfast and had a fag instead

Sparks for the grinder, excellent

When I worked at McDonalds years back we had this new lad start who nobody liked, so we'd send him in the stock room for left handed spatula’s and bags of steam to clean to grills. Daft cnut would go look too! Think he was a bit slow

Well he worked at McDonalds... you'd hardly call him a rocket scientist would you!

Shelly

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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
User status: Offline

17th Jul 04 at 21:28

quote:
Originally posted by CorsaDave
The old ones are the best

We had a real dumb lad working for us a bit back and when we sent him to brew up he came back saying there was no milk. We were working in the middle of a field on a barn conversion so we sent him with a cup to go milk one of the cows

Dave you should come out again, I miss you