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Greg_M

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Registered: 2nd Sep 03
Location: Grantham, Lincolnshire
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:26

1. a corsa is not a sports car do not drive it like you think it is one

2. a corsa is not, and never will be a jap car, please dont style it like one.

3. a back box and a set of alloys do not make your corsa any faster, or increase your knowledge of cars.

4. if i wanted to go and listen to dance music, i would, so please do not drive past 8 times with it on full blast.

5. vibrating from your 15'' SPX sub from motor world DOES NOT sound good.

thanks you

[Edited on 02-08-2004 by Greg12v]

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:28

Can you add something in to address the chavs with scooters who think 30mph with the thing screaming its nuts off at 2am is cool?

Jambo

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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:29

I may remind certain chavs in maidenhead all of the above. Plus id like to add the correct vauxhall offsett is ET49.
Not ET 25

Greg_M

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Registered: 2nd Sep 03
Location: Grantham, Lincolnshire
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:29

think im going to compile a list and put it up in town. i'll add that one too!!

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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:30

quote:
Originally posted by Jambo

I may remind certain chavs in maidenhead all of the above. Plus id like to add the correct vauxhall offsett is ET49.
Not ET 25

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:31

ET25?

Shane

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Registered: 10th Jan 04
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:31

and also that the max poo sunstrip just dont make ur car go anyfaster ether

Drew

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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:31

quote:
Originally posted by Greg12v
3. a back box and a set of alloys do not make your corsa any faster, or increase your knowledge of cars.

incorrect

Shane

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Registered: 10th Jan 04
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:33

or the 12yr old girl u got sitting next 2 u does not make u cool

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:34

Also: Burberry will not impress anyone

*Edited for Wetnix*

[Edited on 02-08-2004 by CorsAsh]

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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:35

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
ET25?

Shane

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Registered: 10th Jan 04
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:36

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Also: Fake burberry will not impress anyone

correction

ANY burberry

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:37

quote:
Originally posted by 1800ed

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
ET25?

ah yes, the lawnmower

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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:39

Sad thing is, is loads of people seem to make that mistake. Then they don't seem to send the wheels back for some ones that fit properly.

Drew

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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:40

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

quote:
Originally posted by 1800ed

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
ET25?

ah yes, the lawnmower

there not et 25 - the et is the number to the face of the alloy, and as you can clearly see, the face of the alloy aint produding further than a normal set of alloys

leeshez

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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:42

quote:
Originally posted by Greg12v
1. a corsa is not a sports car do not drive it like you think it is one

2. a corsa is not, and never will be a jap car, please dont style it like one.

3. a back box and a set of alloys do not make your corsa any faster, or increase your knowledge of cars.

4. if i wanted to go and listen to dance music, i would, so please do not drive past 8 times with it on full blast.

5. vibrating from your 15'' SPX sub from motor world DOES NOT sound good.

thanks you

[Edited on 02-08-2004 by Greg12v]

This must be me because it says in my log book and on the door of my corsa that it is a sport. I will have to tell vauxhall of your concern

Jambo

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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:43

guy in maidenhead has 1.0l corsa, with O wheels that stick out like 3" from the arches

He likes driving as fast as he can (around 10mph

) down maidenhead highstreet striking poses and listning to loud bangrah

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:44

What you mean O wheels?

Jambo

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2nd Aug 04 at 22:46

CorsAsh

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2nd Aug 04 at 22:48

ah, wasn't sure if you meant he had no wheels on his car, was stuck with crazy image of boy driving round on brake discs/drums

R Lee

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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:48

i have a corsa boyracer near me. red, alloys, and fucking stupid, ass, fucking too loud, gaylord, bummer, rasping fucktard of an exhaust.

if you use this site mr red corsa driver that lives in Lancaster/Morecambe... take your exhaust off. it is gay!

Drew

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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:49

oz alloys do not stick out from the arches

et 38 - to stick out 3 inch as u claim the would need to be around et -7

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:53

One near me has a blue corsa, same colour as mine, but with all the black plastic trim sprayed silver and silver sunstrips in both front and rear windows...

Has a lovely set of Momo lookalike alloys too, just sets the car off

Jambo

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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:54

3" is an exaggeration.

They stick do stick out and look fucking stupid

Matt H

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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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2nd Aug 04 at 22:55

i hate chavs

if i need late night munchies im embarresed to drive to mucky d's cos of all the chavs that are there. because mine is modded people might think that i am too a chav twat with no life

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