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Author I got THE talk last night
purple_corsa_gls
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10th Aug 04 at 08:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I was out with my mam in the car last night and she said "me and your dad need to talk to you and your brother when we get home".

I thought "Cool....im 18 and finally getting the sex talk"

However, i got home and they both sat down and said....."How do you feel about moving". I thought Aye bollocks, they've talked about it before. it'll never happen. We've only lived in the house for 3 years so its not as though we've been there ages.

Anyhooo, They carried on to say that our house had been valued yesterday and was getting put on the market soon

I think the pikey fuckers were going to move and not tell us

House prices have gone stupid though. We bought ours for £156k, it got valued at £425k. Thats only in three and a bit years.
Half Pint
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well ask them to buy you a new car with the profit
purple_corsa_gls
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quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
well ask them to buy you a new car with the profit


Never thought of that.....i might get my Lexus SC430!!!

then again my dads scottish so i dont think i have a hope in hell.
Colin
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I get the 'talk' every week when I come in monged I really need to stop going home when im still out my tits
--Dave--
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purple_corsa_gls
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You had a shit yet Dave?
Pablo
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10th Aug 04 at 09:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Where u moving to?
Half Pint
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
Where u moving to?


A Council House

Pablo
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quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
Where u moving to?


A Council House


Wasn't asking u
Jason Iles
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10th Aug 04 at 09:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I got my balls licked last night
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quote:
Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
You had a shit yet Dave?


yep had a big one this morning, just need to throw up now and i think I'll feel better. Any ideas on how to entice it out?
TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
I got my balls licked last night


by nemo?
Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
I got my balls licked last night


by nemo?


I couldn't find him in time
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no by me, that's why I feel sick today.
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a house don't go up in value by 1/4 of a million in 3 three without some £££'s being spent on it.....

thats gone up £269,000

don't believe it....
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10th Aug 04 at 10:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

mum and dad bought there's 7 years ago now for £89k. Now valued at £350k. Had had double glazing and a conservatory built.

TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
a house don't go up in value by 1/4 of a million in 3 three without some £££'s being spent on it.....

thats gone up £269,000

don't believe it....


You dont know the housing market very well then do you.
purple_corsa_gls
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
a house don't go up in value by 1/4 of a million in 3 three without some £££'s being spent on it.....

thats gone up £269,000

don't believe it....


Well when it goes on the internet i'll give you the link.

We've turned a bathroom into a bathroom and seperate shower room, put on a conservatory and redecorated every room, put laminate flooring in....

Theres one in the village up the road that sold just before we bought ours for £250 (ish) and is on for £750K.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/rm/action/publicsite.PropertySearch/svr/1039;jsessionid=zw1li63m72

And i must apologise. You've found me out. I'm a serial Lier. I Post on Corsasport to make my meger existence sound better than it really is. I really live in a one bedroom flat with my parents, my 12 bothers and sisters, 4 half brothers/sisters and 16 neices/nephews.
3CorsaMeal
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whats that about? ^^^^ weirdo

i work in the housing market btw.....

i told u that it must of had some £££'s spent on it.....

my parents house must be worth mega loads then

was brought for £165,000 16years ago, done a lot to it, extension, decorating, new garden etc.......
leeshez
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Loads of dosh
purple_corsa_gls
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
whats that about? ^^^^ weirdo

i work in the housing market btw.....

i told u that it must of had some £££'s spent on it.....

my parents house must be worth mega loads then

was brought for £165,000 16years ago, done a lot to it, extension, decorating, new garden etc.......


Sorry mate. My mistake. i thought when you said "a house don't go up in value by 1/4 of a million in 3 three without some £££'s being spent on it" you ment that, not "i told u that it must of had some £££'s spent on it".
Tom
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Same here mate, mums thinking of moving about 5 miles from where I am now, (she was meant to be moving to leicester) r house is worth £140k now paid £35k for it 15 yrs ago, 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, 3 reception rooms, kitchen well cheap for what it is well nice now aswell I wana stay.
drunkenfool
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mums house was bought for £105k 7 years ago, spent £20k on extentions, and was just valued at £380k.; Not a bad return really!
TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Same here mate, mums thinking of moving about 5 miles from where I am now, (she was meant to be moving to leicester) r house is worth £140k now paid £35k for it 15 yrs ago, 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, 3 reception rooms, kitchen well cheap for what it is well nice now aswell I wana stay.


You will get foook all down this way for £140k these days.
Tom
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But it's pretty much the same up here, there is so much difference literally road for road where I live

Gonna end up in a piss poor little 3 bedroomer small as feck & miles away from mates & work (I know i'm not 10 anymore but taxi's r gonna kill me )

all so she don't have to pay as much heating or council tax oh and she wants to live in a semi posh bit

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