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neiliosxi
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Location: Teesside (NE)Drives: Megane R26
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10th Aug 04 at 21:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
One fine sunny sunday afternoon in The Dalton Lodge car park, sarah is waiting for every1 to turn up....
corsa_crew
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10th Aug 04 at 22:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
while waitin she recieves a call from karnage to say
neiliosxi
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10th Aug 04 at 22:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm lost sassy, cant even find wolvo macd's! I'm starving too and cant wait for sunday dinner

(i was gonna put my cambelt has fallen off but thought it might get him mad)
corsa_crew
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10th Aug 04 at 22:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sassy tells him 2......

(lol he'll kill ya )
Karnage Corsa
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11th Aug 04 at 07:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wait there and she will come and find me on her way she bumps into
Karnage Corsa
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11th Aug 04 at 07:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

(i was gonna put my cambelt has fallen off but thought it might get him mad)


TWAT it was my fan belt and power steering belt actually
corsa_crew
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11th Aug 04 at 08:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
jacko and .....
Karnage Corsa
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11th Aug 04 at 08:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
She asks him if he can help in the search for Karnage who is missing and hungry
J4CKO
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11th Aug 04 at 11:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
then marv turns up and says i can find him wiv me tracking device on PC !!
corsa_crew
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marv starts the pc but only finds....
J4CKO
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11th Aug 04 at 11:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that the hamster which runs the thing has died !!
paddy.corsa
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11th Aug 04 at 11:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
So they decide that whilst looking for Karnage,
they'll also keep their eyes open for a pet for marv to buy a new hamster.
paddy.corsa
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11th Aug 04 at 11:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pet shop that is
J4CKO
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they find one in the window of the pet shop and it was driving a modded mini corsa !!!!
Karnage Corsa
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11th Aug 04 at 12:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
so they go and buy it its name is mr jingles
J4CKO
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mr jingles then decides he is guna show off so gives it a bit of clutch out of the pet shop the owner is furious as he has left skid marks all over the floor !!!!
Karnage Corsa
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11th Aug 04 at 12:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
but mr jingles antics were too much he has been stopped by the pet police
J4CKO
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11th Aug 04 at 12:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Karnage Corsa
but mr jingles antics were too much he has been stopped by the pet police


the officer deputy dog decides to let Mr Jingles off with a caution !!! Mr Jingles knows he has done wrong so therefore turns the boost down on his turbo !!
Karnage Corsa
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marv consults with mr jingles and they both go back to the rendevue point to meet sassy and friends, mr jingles dump valve can be heard from miles around
J4CKO
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11th Aug 04 at 12:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
TISH TISH !!!!!!
as he comes flying round the corner he is racing karnage !!!!! Jacko following and thinking that mr jingles the little shit is going to beat karange but then out of no were.....
Karnage Corsa
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a2h pips the lot of them on the post with flames flying out incinerating anything in the way
J4CKO
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but the carelss driving and flames from him have caused a very sad moment !!!! he has set fire to Mr Singles who jumped into a puddle and drowned !!!! Mr jingles is dead !!!!
Karnage Corsa
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but the sadness was soon ended when everyone realised Karnage was ok, everyone thought it would be best if we had a funeral in the dalton lodge picnic area, a priest would have to be elected and that priest was
J4CKO
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MARV because he is gay !! and all priest are gay to have a job like that !!!! however we get kicked out of dalton lodge as LIL Jacko dropped Mr jingles in the soup !!!

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