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Poll: Redline Magazine Poll!
  Eat a large fresh cowpat, voming will result in failure
  Sell one of your love spuds on Ebay
  Have one large breast implant for 6 months
  Don't wank for a year
  LIck Pat Butchers bum hole live on CD:UK for 30 mins


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Redline
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20th Aug 04 at 15:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Howdo -

We run a regular feature called 'Poll Position'. It's a simple idea, whereby we ask a question on a busy forum, and print the results in the mag. This month it's your turn! So the question is

Imagine we've giving away £10,000 crisp English pounds to spend on your car – but in return you have to do one of the following things. Which would you choose?
Scrappy Doo
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20th Aug 04 at 15:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Man you guys are sick
Redline
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20th Aug 04 at 15:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Can I just point out that we don't actually have £10K to give away. And nor did Pat Butcher give consent for us to lend her bum hole out live on national TV.

Love Dan
FlamingCorsa
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keep the 10,000 i think! is that an option - lol
Scrappy Doo
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But you rimmed her sweaty fat ass anyway?
Redline
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20th Aug 04 at 15:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

No, it's 10K in return for doing one of the forefits!
Sidesport
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20th Aug 04 at 15:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Gotta be Number 1....

Ps - Keep up the good work with the mag guys...tis getting REALLY good
Redline
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20th Aug 04 at 15:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You seem almost pleased about the prospect of some shit eating!
Rob H
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20th Aug 04 at 15:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Redline
Which would you choose?


Easy peasy, dont wank for a year.... Let the missus do it for you instead .
Redline
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20th Aug 04 at 15:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ok, additional small print - No masterbatorial activities at all! Even if you end up with conkers like water melons!
FlamingCorsa
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top answer rob h!!!!!! u have out smarted redline there me thinx - hehe
Sidesport
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quote:
Originally posted by Redline
You seem almost pleased about the prospect of some shit eating!


No, but i would rather eat some shit for 10k than do any of the rest...

Also, we dont actully have to do this, there is no 10k
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quote:
Originally posted by Redline
Howdo -

We run a regular feature called 'Poll Position'. It's a simple idea, whereby we ask a question on a busy forum, and print the results in the mag. This month it's your turn! So the question is

Imagine we've giving away £10,000 crisp English pounds to spend on your car – but in return you have to do one of the following things. Which would you choose?


Has to be the large breast, that way everyone wins.


Could charge £1 per view and £2 per touch, live off the profit for uh. weeks.
Sidesport
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20th Aug 04 at 16:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



" Hello Boys "
Redline
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20th Aug 04 at 16:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Good idea! We're also going to put a selection of the funniest quotes in the mag...
Redline
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20th Aug 04 at 16:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Did you ask Gangsta Al before putting a picture of his mum up? It's rare to get one of her fully clothed!
Sidesport
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quote:
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Did you ask Gangsta Al before putting a picture of his mum up? It's rare to get one of her fully clothed!


lol, who is this anyway? Dan?
Rob H
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20th Aug 04 at 16:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Sidesport
Ps - Keep up the good work with the mag guys...tis getting REALLY good


Your joking right?

IMO Redline slowly went downhill after the tech section was took out. Until then i always saw it as an "all marques" enthusiasts mag. Since then, im sure the sales have gone up loads, but its just another under 18's Jazz mag, with a few cars that have had way too much money spent on them, thrown in to justify it as a car mag .
Martin_C
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that feature editor guy never phoned me back! grrrr
supacook2k
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20th Aug 04 at 16:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i think i'd rather lick my nan out!
Scrappy Doo
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob H
quote:
Originally posted by Sidesport
Ps - Keep up the good work with the mag guys...tis getting REALLY good


Your joking right?

IMO Redline slowly went downhill after the tech section was took out. Until then i always saw it as an "all marques" enthusiasts mag. Since then, im sure the sales have gone up loads, but its just another under 18's Jazz mag, with a few cars that have had way too much money spent on them, thrown in to justify it as a car mag .



Well while we're on subject of slagging them off, whats with the big idea of only printing the top 10 scooby shootout results
Jason Iles
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20th Aug 04 at 16:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'd love to make Pat Butcher squeal like a pig whilst rimming the ass off her
Scrappy Doo
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20th Aug 04 at 16:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
I'd love to make Pat Butcher squeal like a pig whilst rimming the ass off her



but youve got paul for that
Redline
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20th Aug 04 at 16:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I've replied to Rob H on a U2U, rather than get into a mag slanging match here...

And yes I am Dan, but seeing as there are technically four Dans on Redline that doesn't narrow it down much ;-)
sassyminx
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20th Aug 04 at 16:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Can i just have one breast removed? then it wud only cost me half the money for a reduction

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