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Predator Corsa
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15th Sep 04 at 17:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
in your local nightclub do u get the same freshen up bloke (tents to be afro carrabian) who sits in the toilet, who sings the same song.

'If you want some pussy, u better freshen up'



All the clubs round my way av the same and it aint the same bloke, lol

[Edited on 15-09-2004 by Drive Fast Live Young]
Greg_M
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15th Sep 04 at 18:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yep theres one on the chessy chav club round here. random guy goes frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreshen up
CraigyG
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15th Sep 04 at 18:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yup always trys to put soap on my hands then asks for money
Greg_M
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15th Sep 04 at 18:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i always let him spray me and then fuck off without paying! tis funny
Demo
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get them in every club round hear. they gotta be imported specially for the job i reckon

and they always pester you for money. most lads just take their aftershave and give the poor fuckers a load of abuse
dave17
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we get "freeeeeeeeeeesheeennn up for da punaniiiiii!!" and he has his own lyrics for the songs that are playin at the time
dave17
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not forgettin:

"pussy killaahhhhhhh"
Cavey
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15th Sep 04 at 18:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Only had that once in 2 years of being in Derby, not suprisingly
kinkycorsa
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We usually have a lady selling lolly pops, perfume n stuff
CraigyG
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave17
we get "freeeeeeeeeeesheeennn up for da punaniiiiii!!"


the one at the club i go to says that

[Edited on 15-09-2004 by Craig-CorsaGSI]
sassyminx
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we get fuck all like that up here
Demo
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thats cos they probably get bottled and physically abused whereas down here they just get verbally abused
Predator Corsa
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig-CorsaGSI
quote:
Originally posted by Dave17
we get "freeeeeeeeeeesheeennn up for da punaniiiiii!!"


the one at the club i go to says that


same at my clubs
Ben
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mine says fressssssssssssssssssssshen up for the laydeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, then before uve taken ur hands out of sink youve been covered and got a tissue in ur face to wipe ur hands on. then he says thatlllllllll be twoooooooooooooooooo pound please sir.

at that stage u walk off.



why are they always jamacan?
Sims
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LOL how true is this. Used to get them in a club called Oscars at longleat which closed down(i think), and in the bogs at The Works in Bristol too

Freshhhhen up me main maaan....for some pusssssy

[Edited on 15-09-2004 by Sims]
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fcuking piss me off they do!
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quote:
Originally posted by Sims
and in the bogs at The Works in Bristol too

Freshhhhen up me main maaan....for some pusssssy

[Edited on 15-09-2004 by Sims]


Yeah they have 2 of em in at The Works in Nottingham as well
Ben
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15th Sep 04 at 20:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
especially when uve already got what u like on and they attack you with joop or cool water the cunts
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15th Sep 04 at 21:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Drive Fast Live Young
in your local nightclub do u get the same freshen up bloke (tents to be afro carrabian) who sits in the toilet, who sings the same song.

'If you want some pussy, u better freshen up'



All the clubs round my way av the same and it aint the same bloke, lol

[Edited on 15-09-2004 by Drive Fast Live Young]




The one in Amadeus is a bit of a prick.

But the one in The Loft in Maidstone is cushti!!!
His names John and he's my best mate when I'm pissed!!
jr
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15th Sep 04 at 21:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hes also imginary is'nt he joe
sxi16vjoe
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
hes also imginary is'nt he joe






Fad
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jr
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no-ones said im wrong
sxi16vjoe
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15th Sep 04 at 22:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yesh the shrinks are still not sure...
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the one at amadeus makes me laugh, when he sings "if you want some pussy you better freshen up" song

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