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Shelly
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last night i had to make my sisters boyfriend his tea, because my sister can't cook to save her life.

he had stir fry minute steak with peppers in plum sauce and noodles.

but the cheeky cow passed it off as her own



who else can't cook?!
Foz
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I CAN cook, but choose not to unless i have to lol
SetH
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the best place for eggs to mature and hatch is in a rectal canal.
J da Silva
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I'm an ace chef, I'm quite an independant person.
michelle
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I can't cook to save myself
Pablo
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She txt me other day ! I didn't know who it was as I deleted her number
Shelly
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she's a trophy bird, she wouldnt make someone a good wife
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Next time put loads of chilie powder in and blame her Don,t know why im laughin i can,t cook
PaulW
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I can cook

i blame my mum for that as she's a qualified chef personage
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quote:
Originally posted by leeshez
Next time put loads of chilie powder in and blame her Don,t know why im laughin i can,t cook


Aww can't do that, Adams a nice lad
sassyminx
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im a great cook
Pablo
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Im legend in the kitchen !
Jamescorsa97
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I'm awesome at cooking, us fellas are getting quite good at this according to a survey i read in the sun the other day

[Edited on 28-09-2004 by Jamescorsa97]
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Originally posted by P4UL
Im legend in the bedroom !

Whats that got to do with cooking
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Natalie cannot cook, I am the chef of the household
Adam-D
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i can cook ish

nothing fancy but its eadible

marc decided to pass off my work on his car as his own

so i said he can do it himself now on and use his own tools
gonna be funny as he has no tools for a start
Robbo
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I also used to be head cook at a Little CHef I love cooking
Holly C
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I cant cook, unless you can microwave it
Adam-D
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i love the name holly
Corsa E-Tec
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my mum cant cook, thats why i can
leeshez
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Any ladies want to teach me to cook?
Shelly
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quote:
Originally posted by leeshez
Any ladies want to teach me to cook?


You need to learn how to shop at the supermarket before you start cooking
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by leeshez
Any ladies want to teach me to cook?


You need to learn how to shop at the supermarket before you start cooking

My freezer is full cheecky girl and i have tined things in cupboard
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pah!
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do women takes just as long to food shop as to clothes shop, if they do god help ya

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