Cybermonkey
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I was sitting here on jolly old corsasport and i saw something huge run across the room out the corner of my eye. Had a look around but its gone so i think its under my computer. I wouldnt give a shit living in england but i tihnk this ones trying to kill me. BTW is going to be 39 degrees today 
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Nath
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I'd be slightly worried.
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Cybermonkey
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I have a huge can of instant knockdown Mortein Outdoors which is a rather nasty presticide should this "thing" try to kill me 
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Matt H
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is it a pigmee?
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Nath
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What you reckon it is? Spider? Kangaroo?
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Cybermonkey
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Could be a spider. Could be a cockroach. The latter are fucking huge and scary. I tried to squash one yesterday and it just carried on walking. I was lik WTF die moherfucker!!!
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CorsaLad16v
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 a decent flamethrower wud do the trick, watch them POP!
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Dom
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better you than me mate  i already shit myself when i see spider, let alone something the size of my hand that i could conduct a conversation with
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Cybermonkey
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quote:
Originally posted by VisibleMan
better you than me mate i already shit myself when i see spider, let alone something the size of my hand that i could conduct a conversation with
I wish to be your long lost brother, invisible man
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Nath
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I saw a couple of these mutha fucka's in Australia. I'll die a happy man if i never see one again!!
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Cybermonkey
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HAHA dumb ass spider must be behind computer, time to put amp and sub on and a bit of missy elliot ft basement jaxx - for my people
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
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Originally posted by VisibleMan
better you than me mate i already shit myself when i see spider, let alone something the size of my hand that i could conduct a conversation with
I wish to be your long lost brother, invisible man
great, but im not staying with you in aussie only things i like to talk to are human beings not the thing underneath your desk
you could shout down and see what it wants? i might be hungry?
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Cybermonkey
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AAAAAAAAAAAAH you fucking cunt i just shit myself 
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Cybermonkey
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im sitting with my feet up on swivel chair like a little girl
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Nath
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I fucking hate spiders. Even pissy little house spiders.
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CorsaLad16v
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
I saw a couple of these mutha fucka's in Australia. I'll die a happy man if i never see one again!!
not that big really...  wudn't like to stamp on that fucker in case it'd bite/gnaw my leg off!
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Cybermonkey
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we got a nest of funnelweb's in the garden underneath the northern rockery
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Dom
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Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
im sitting with my feet up on swivel chair like a little girl
hahahahahah
and yea, i just releaved a lb worth of shit in my pants when i saw that piccy
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
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Originally posted by Nath
I saw a couple of these mutha fucka's in Australia. I'll die a happy man if i never see one again!!
not that big really... wudn't like to stamp on that fucker in case it'd bite/gnaw my leg off!
Its about the size of an adults hand Horrible bastards.
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Dom
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you lot can go fook yourselves with bringing that big f'off photo in here i have to keep closing my eyes whilst scrolling in this thread
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Cybermonkey
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hahah same here visible, whats worse is that it could be in this same room missy's doing her best to pound the fuck out of it though
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CorsAsh
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It'll be a flaamin galaaa! Or a koala. Or a deadly funnel web spider.
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by VisibleMan
you lot can go fook yourselves with bringing that big f'off photo in here i have to keep closing my eyes whilst scrolling in this thread
[Edited on 12-10-2004 by Nath]
[Edited on 14-10-2004 by Adam]
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Dom
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Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
hahah same here visible, whats worse is that it could be in this same room missy's doing her best to pound the fuck out of it though
just find a big stick and poke around - when the stick starts to get shorter and shorter, then i would recommend that you stay somewhere else for the day/night/week/month etc
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Cybermonkey
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We got these in our garden. Most poisonous spider in the world.
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